Zombie Spam: Eat it, before it eats you

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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lolwut?

I don't actually drive a Honda car...(most of them are lulzily terrible)..I race Honda dirtbikes..jerk.

Also, my feet really hurt.

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Originally posted by RumDum

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Yeah, well I stunted Honda street bikes.. but I almost always wore my own shoes..

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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That's pretty cool man, any pics?


Also, there is no time for soaking..

I gotta go guys, people are getting shitty....talk to you all later, keep up the entertaining work...

Edit: Start the entertaining work..

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I've been cheating on WBW with another forum.

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

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Just one?
Lame.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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I didn't say I just go to one other forum, just that I'm cheating on WBW with one other forum.

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Originally posted by OTHER FORUM

Greatest TR Ever (pics obv)
okay so this is the first week of classes and its pretty standard that some crazy s*** will go down. (**and naturally, PIC will be included**)

so i was walking to class today and see this girl from about 45 yards away, i can already tell she's a real hot piece of ass. lucky for me, she was headed my way. when we get within 25 feet of each other i can tell she's looking at me. it wasn't just a normal look tho, not even a normal eye f***....she was eye f****** the **** out of me on a whole different level. its something i can't put into words, but it happened. at this point, i knew i had to do something to impress her so i quickly kicked out the wheels to my shoes and smoothly glided by her..never breaking eye contact.

As I got close to her she smiled and planted her hand against my chest, stopping me quickly. The wind was sucked out of my body and I almost fell over taking her with me. I got real pissed, but she had these stunning baby blue eyes that reminded me of the waters of the Carribean and her skin was the same color as the pure crystalline sand. She had a look about her of mystery; a sense that she had appeared in this time and place from nowhere. Just one look and I was immediately drawn to her. She smiled, but it did not meet her eyes. Instead, I noticed a sense of vulnerability and sadness, as if she had lived to see all the beauty of the world and endured all the pain. "Wanna go for a walk", she said.

after i got the wheels back in my shoes i looked at her, didnt say anything, and just started walking with her. i asked her where we were going and told her i am blowing off my first class for this- so it better be good. she looked at me out of the corner of her eye, smiled and said lets walk through Jackson Woods.

*Sidenote*: Jackson Woods has kinda a dark history. Back in the 80's there were a string of stories being told that vampires inhabited the woods. There were reports that animals were found drained of blood and there were a couple bodies found with stab wounds around the neck. IDK how much of it is true, but it's a creepy place to walk through.

it takes about 10 minutes to get there, so i ask her all the boring questions, name...year...major etc. then things start getting interesting. she asks me if ive ever been high before and i just sorta look at her and laugh. told her i can smoke a bowl like i run a mile (very fast).

She laughs back and says, "Not that kind of high, pretty boy. You just aren't thinking on my level." I'm a little nervous that she called me pretty boy; just because I get my hair styled at a salon and wear nice polo shirts and occasionally go tanning and listen to Eiffel 65 don't make me a pretty boy. I laugh back with a hint of nervousness in my voice and ask "what are you talking about?" She smiles and pulls a small drip bottle out of her backpack. The liquid inside is a light blue, and the label says velvet water. "Have you ever gotten wet before?" she asks.

i dont want to further the idea of me being a "pretty boy" so i try to play it off cool and say "s***, yea i get wet its not big deal for me, i dont care" so we keep walking the trail and eventually settle down on a bench in the middle of the woods

The wind has kicked up by this point and the sun is lower in the sky. I offer her my Beckam track jacket and she takes it. It actually looks pretty good on her. She gives me a couple hits of the acid and I take it like a pro, only pausing to wash it down with a sip from my lightly sweetened lemonade Vitamin Water.

I turn back to her, but instead of putting the drops on her tongue, she peels back her eyelid and puts three in her eye

"Holy s*** what are you doing" was my first reaction. She turns back and smiles this goofy grin, "It gives me a quicker onset- chill out son"

at this point im starting to regret blowing off class to hang out with this potentialy crazy girl. i can feel my heart pounding against my chest and then everything just goes quiet. everything seemed to slow down. i picked my head up to look at her, everything still silent- it seemed to take forever just to move my head a few inches.

when i finally turned my head to look at her, i couldnt find her anywhere. the only thing i could see was lizard. he started talking to me, after a while it hit me....i was talking with the Geiko gecko

Part of my mind was thinking rationally, but these strange thoughts continued to creep into my consciousness. "You are in another reality." "This is real." "You will never get back to America." "You will remain here forever." My mind began to realize the logical conclusion. I knew there was only one thing to do. Cut out my eyes.

I ran away from the gecko and began screaming and feeling around on the ground for a rock. Someone grabbed me from behind and I spun around to see Elise again. "Calm down, it's ok! Stop it!" she frantically assured me.

at this point all i want to do is die. think about getting so drunk you can't stop throwing up and just want it to be over...this was 300 times worse than that. i try to control my breathing, and she says, "c'mon, lets go back to my dorm, its safe there

the next 10 minutes i just kept my eyes to the ground and walked wherever her hand led me. the next thing i remember is hearing the key turn the deadbolt open. i walk in and head straight for her bed. i flopped down back first and kept my eyes closed. i could feel her scooting me over so she could lay next to me.


part II coming tomorrow morning


girl on left btw

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