X-Ray Boobies.....And Airport Security,

In case you haven't heard..(way to go, no hear)...there is a coming trend in airport security. What you ask? Boom goes the dynamite:



Airport security is soon going to be able to see your naughty bits. How does this make you feel?

I recently took two trips out of the country, one to America, and one to the Caribbean. Flying to the Caribbean they had dudes reaching into my pants and all kinds of jazz...then I drove to America, and the US border decided that my dads brand new British passport wasn't passporty enough and he had to fill out a bunch of dip shit hurr durr America forms. That was cool too, since after a brief annoyance, in both cases, everything was cool beans.

So, now this whole, junk scoping should make it easier and quicker to get through airport security, no more stupid wand thing, or metal detector, they can see everything....but, that's the point. How do you feel about airport security getting an eye full of your privates?

I couldn't care less honestly, mainly because I only wear pants becuase the man makes me..but, I can see why people might be pissed. How do you feel about this?

(no hear)

say NOWAY

How come Notech?

Because you know when you're being scanned someone will come over a voicebox and say "are you a boy or a girl?"

BOOOM, SICK BURN!

fuck that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by mastershake1

fuck that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

How come Notech?

Because you know when you're being scanned someone will come over a voicebox and say "are you a boy or a girl?"

BOOOM, SICK BURN!

neither, I'm a Thespian and I would prefer that wasn't public!

the way I'm built clothes can only hide so much......and that does not mean I'm a "Lady Gaga"

I would be much more pissed if I was a chick, because it's totally going to be a perv tool.

However, the mandatory-Xrays are shitty, especially if you're a frequent flyer. That shit fucks up your body at the molecular/cellular level, and jsut doing it for shits and giggles because one loon tied a bomb to his sack is fucking foul.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I would be much more pissed if I was a chick, because it's totally going to be a perv tool.

However, the mandatory-Xrays are shitty, especially if you're a frequent flyer. That shit fucks up your body at the molecular/cellular level, and jsut doing it for shits and giggles because one loon tied a bomb to his sack is fucking foul.

I never even thought about its safety...I was mostly all about the pecker checker aspect of it..

That's pretty serious actually, like people who fly for their jobs and stuff...humm. Bad times man.

"THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO GIVE-UP A LITTLE BIT OF THEIR FREEDOM FOR A BIT OF SECURITY, DESERVES NEITHER" BEN FRANKLIN.

I'm not sure he yelled it, though.

I'd like to point out that these pecker checkers, if mandatory for all passengers, would just be MASSIVE Child Pr0ns production machines: http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/jan/04/new-scanners-child-porn-laws

I think they should have these security cams linked to the Internet so that ... umm... no reason.

Hell, I'm all for getting on the plane naked, being manacled into the seat or impaled on a spit with one end in the mouth the other up your arse and your body rotated rotisserie style during the flight to avoid DVT. Fuck it, why not go the whole way and insist passengers are sedated for teh entire flight.

why don't they just ban terrorists from flying?

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Originally posted by acups

why don't they just ban terrorists from flying?

Actually, this is right on point.

The guy caught on Christmas was a Nigerian, living in Yemen, who was on a plethora of watch lists. He bought a one-way ticket, with no luggage, from a major European city, to fucking Detroit. His DAD turned him in.

There's absolutely no reason to be X-ray scanning everyone that gets on a plane, confiscating their nail-clippers, and strip searching everyone from old nuns to suspicious looking 12 year olds.

Law enforcement just needs to do their fucking job, use some common sense, and make sure known terrorists can't get on planes with bombs in their pants.

Sorry Honda_X, if you don't like American rules, stay the fuck out!

If you have to go through a little bit of scrutney to verify who you are or that you aren't carrying any BOMBS, too bad! Just ask anyone that was in NYC on 09/11!!!! We really don't care if you are upset or think that this is bullshit! We are just trying to keep ourselves safe for ASSHOLES that like to blow up innocent people.

We as Americans are far from perfect, but we are trying to keep everyone safe. So, go to Amsterdam, I hear that they don't have any screening processess when you enter the country.

Have a nice day!

The Israeli's don't have x-ray screening, but they do have passenger profiling. They have reinforced holds on their planes, plus armed marshalls on every flight. They have zero terrorist incidents on their planes.

The x-ray screening is an over-reaction and intrusion that inconveniences the 99% of passengers who just want to get from A to B. The Israeli approach is better and more secure.

As for keeping the fuck out of America, I'd love to, but your companies keep inviting me over to fix their badly engineered and implemented IT systems

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Originally posted by Hazmat35

Sorry Honda_X, if you don't like American rules, stay the fuck out!

If you have to go through a little bit of scrutney to verify who you are or that you aren't carrying any BOMBS, too bad! Just ask anyone that was in NYC on 09/11!!!! We really don't care if you are upset or think that this is bullshit! We are just trying to keep ourselves safe for ASSHOLES that like to blow up innocent people.

We as Americans are far from perfect, but we are trying to keep everyone safe. So, go to Amsterdam, I hear that they don't have any screening processess when you enter the country.

Have a nice day!

yeah and I still hear that only SOME of the packages are checked that go on the plane. If you're gonna get upset at anything, get upset at the double standard and the fact that people are bull****** into a facade for there are packages knowingly unchecked that are being allowed on the planes.

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Originally posted by coopuk

The Israeli's don't have x-ray screening, but they do have passenger profiling. They have reinforced holds on their planes, plus armed marshalls on every flight. They have zero terrorist incidents on their planes.

The x-ray screening is an over-reaction and intrusion that inconveniences the 99% of passengers who just want to get from A to B. The Israeli approach is better and more secure.

As for keeping the fuck out of America, I'd love to, but your companies keep inviting me over to fix their badly engineered and implemented IT systems

There are some huge differences between Israel and the US, not the least of which is a 40 fold increase in population and a much more diverse populous. That's not to say that some of these measures might not work a bit better than the current methods in use, however, for the most part all of these measures are merely analgesics/sedatives for the public, and not safety enhancing measures.

I hope I have a hard on when I go through security