X-mas Wish list?

Well I'd buy you one if it was last year just for bein cool but this year I don't even know how I'm gonna get my wife anything for Christmas. I kinda wish I could just freeze time cause Christmas is comin way the hell too fast for me this year.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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wtf.



are you single?

Married to a great lady with 4 kids, but I bring in one dollar and somehow 3 get spent. New meaning to the term "chasing the dragon."

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Originally posted by J-Swiss

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The only point of posting that was either to brag or to lie and either way

I wasn't trying to be a dick, but you are right. It doesn't sound very humble. I am just a goal driven person. I am genuinely sorry you and so many people are struggling right now. I am truly blessed and I know it. Guess I shouldn't post personal crap like that.

Just earned a $4 Mil Christmas bonus and about to buy out FamilyGuy's business. Why do i want to do that ?...... Just because i can

Xmas wish list includes new rotor blades for my helicopter, a re-tune for my Ferrari and i intend to make "Tiny Tim" homeless by the 24th..... Bah Humbug

Last Christmas I wanted women from Santa well i got like 5 of them but they were either addicted to drugs crack or alcohol so this year I am asking for good girls for Christmas not nuns Santa thanks Dave.

PS could you make sure they have their own money as I dont have any.

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Originally posted by agentdave

PS could you make sure they have their own money as I dont have any.

I would truly love a new box of shenanigans, as I'm running very low.

I would like a Girlfriend that can hold down a job and doesn't cheat .... thats is even to much to ask of Santa though i believe

I want whatever you want to do with me...

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Originally posted by mrsulbell

I want whatever you want to do with me...

I got a new wish for my Christmas list...

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Originally posted by efilnikufesin

I would like a Girlfriend that can hold down a job and doesn't cheat .... thats is even to much to ask of Santa though i believe

no shit!! and i believe there really is a santa claus.

Az

For this year Santa... I want... a brewers license... and a small shop to make a nano-brewery. Can you also supply me with $2,150 a year to cover the license renewal. THANK YOU! I'll be waiting.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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i highly doubt that

No Way José!... u could get one of those from some guy in here...with less than 10 words...

...Ohh..by the way..this is what im asking like 5 or 6 years ago.....

also - i totally want one of these http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3870240

i was riding this thing all over the store when i went shopping at Toys R Us for christmas presents with my mom



wow... 2 seconds of searching online reveals that you can get it for $100 cheaper at bestbuy opposed to Toys R Us.... http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Currie+Technologies+-+Ezip+400+Electric+Scooter/9481697.p?skuId=9481697&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=9481697&ref=06&loc=01&id=1218138759170

man they really are some crooks over there in kiddie toy land

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Originally posted by notech

I would truly love a new box of shenanigans, as I'm running very low.

I hope you are forwarding these requests Rummy

Dear Santa,

I've been a little naughty of late and I'm truly sorry for that!
If you get me this:


I PROMISE not to flame HondawgSir Honda so much in the future!

I want *ahem*:
A pretty pink glittery castle
Lots of hot women dressed in pretty pink undies to do the housework in my pretty pink castle
A pink dictionary, then I might be able to spell and understad long words
For my N and my space bar on my keyboard to work properly again
A house with a proper garden so I can get naked outside without worrying about getting arrested(I live next door to pc plods AND a pc plod dog that barks whenever anyone goes in the garden, grrrrrrr)
Lots of glass dildos, especially another light up one like my one that broke
More thigh high boots
More PVC stuff
Pink hair again
Confidence
A new camera, coz mine doesn't let me use the remote to take my own pictures anymore.
The 'balls' to meet a photographer so I can get some decent pictures!
A house made out of chocolate
And to not put weight on!
Oh a flat tummy!
Smaller feet
Nicer feet
Actually no feet, feet are minging
For KFC to deliver, ooh and mc donalds, mmmm!
For mc donalds to do happy meals all the time instead of until 'kids should be in bed' grr what about us adults that haven't quite grown up yet?
To never grow up!
Hmm I'm sure I've forgotten something!
Oh yeah a new laptop, coz this one is dying.
Er ummmm... *thinks*
Some 'real' friends instead of just online ones!
To be able to have a conversation/socialise.
For everything to be PINK!
For chavs to be nice to everyone instead of idiots who just care about themselves.
Shorter legs so I can wear jeans instead of skirts all the bloody time,and so that 'knee highs' actually reach my knees, and thigh highs arn't more like knee highs, grrrrrrrr.
A mobile phone, I feel like I'm about ten years behind everyone else!
A telepoter thingy like those little blue things they have on WORMS.


I think I should stop now actually, I don't want this to get too long, people might think I'm greedy.
THE END!


Ohhhh it's my birthday in 2 months, want me to write a list for then too?

Sup with all that feet jazz? You got some giant freaky gunboats or something?

I do actually!
But I'm quite tall, and people always say if my feet were smaller, I'd fall over, coz I'd be like a lamp post trying to walk! So I don't actually want them chopped off! Maybe if they were pink and glittery and didn't smell I'd like them more.
BUT they're useful coz I get to cover them up with PINK socks, and stockings and stuff, so yayyyy.
I'd hate them more if they were a funny shape and couldn't be covered up, like a tree.