Would you Suck Dick???

that should have said no swallowing OR cumming on me, then I am in

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Originally posted by suedepuma76

Would I have to cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, and swallow the man gravy?

Of course!! Isn't that the only way?

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Originally posted by suedepuma76

Would I have to cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, and swallow the man gravy?

thats fucking rancid

RD is a whore.


Me, I don't think so.

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Originally posted by suedepuma76

Would I have to cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, and swallow the man gravy?

For a million dollars, sure, I would. But no nutting in my mouth....or anywhere on me for that matter. That is absolutely repugnant.

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

A million? Hell, I'd even wear a little pink skirt too!!

Yeah, but you're really old..so like, a quarter is a lot of money to you.

I bet you'd suck some dick for a bag of weed, a quarter and a highfive.

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Originally posted by suedepuma76

Is it tax free?

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

Also, you never mentioned if swallowing was necessary, so I'd put in a no swallow clause. I only do that for the guy I'm with. It's a respect thing.

..wut?

Do you randomly blow a lot of dudes you aren't dating...

..now I'm not a scientist or anything, but..

....eh, never mind, the idea of you giving a dude head is kinda grossing me out anyway....all rolling up to him in your wheelchair..and then having to back up, and then go forward..and back up. Probably pretty fucking hard on the arms.


@Thegame14: Stick to making single posts, with moar than one sentence.

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Originally posted by Punly

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For a million dollars, sure, I would. But no nutting in my mouth....or anywhere on me for that matter. That is absolutely repugnant.

...So sucking some dick wouldn't be all that unappealing, but some semen would totally queer the deal?

That's pretty funnny..



There are a lot of pretty goodtimes being had in this thread so far..

As for me, I doubt it...it's about being able to look at yourself in the mirror with pride and dignity, and I'm not sure I can do that after having blown a guy..

But, if I were really broke or something, or if my situation in life were different...you never know..

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Originally posted by Honda_X

....eh, never mind, the idea of you giving a dude head is kinda grossing me out anyway....all rolling up to him in your wheelchair..and then having to back up, and then go forward..and back up. Probably pretty fucking hard on the arms.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

....eh, never mind, the idea of you giving a dude head is kinda grossing me out anyway....all rolling up to him in your wheelchair..and then having to back up, and then go forward..and back up. Probably pretty fucking hard on the arms.

lulzfest :P

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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thats fucking rancid

Oh please, like you haven't done it a time or ten.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Oh please, like you haven't done it a time or ten.

I was thinking that too. But I didn't want to be rude!!

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Oh please, like you haven't done it a time or ten.

oh ive done it, but its the way it was fucking put!!

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Originally posted by Honda_X

...So sucking some dick wouldn't be all that unappealing, but some semen would totally queer the deal?

That's pretty funnny..

Yeah, pretty much. It would just be like an uncooked hotdog. Never said I'd give it a good blowjow. It would be more like a married woman BJ.

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Originally posted by Punly

It would be more like a married woman BJ.

Are you, or have you ever been, married?

For some reason, I really think this needs to be posted.

http://thewillpower.org/

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

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Are you, or have you ever been, married?

Yeah, I am married to jackie and handgella

All you have to do is just close your eyes, turn off the light and ........Oh wait, your the one giving head. That wont work. If i gotta swallow, i better have a good chaser!

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Originally posted by Punly

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Yeah, pretty much. It would just be like an uncooked hotdog. Never said I'd give it a good blowjow. It would be more like a married woman BJ.

I know, I was just kidding around.

..also, when properly motivated, I bet married chicks give at least semi-decent head..

Girls in long term relationships sure do...just not to their boyfriends.

I was married for about 10 years. The sex, including blowjobs, was pretty fuckin' awesome. At least for the first 2 or 3 years.













I don't believe I just said something nice about that raggedy old c***!!

No way... I'm not gay

for a million I would but than again I would do anything for a million dollars