Winners and losers in the game of Spam...

There have been days in which I haven't gone back and read the previous page in the spam...I wish this had been one of them

In case I don't come back today...
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
to all my friends, fiends, and little monsters!

Happy Halowween cocksucker.

^^^Thats a Halloween cocksucker, I think I'll skip this holiday kthx

^^^That takes the saying, The closer the bone the sweeter the meat, a bit far

Knock Knock

TRICK OR TREAT.....


hmmmm...ok trick...



(when you least expect it)











I need A kings X on this....K

Happy Halloweenie!!

Halloween is just an excuse for girls to dress skanky. I love Halloween, now..I've got a piece of business that I have to take care of..night gents.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I've got a piece of business that I have to take care of

Dressing skanky?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Halloween is just an excuse for girls to dress skanky. I love Halloween

It's also an excuse to have a giant bowl of candy in the house. I was expecting a lot of trick-or-treaters at my place since I moved to the suburbs, I got about 10 or 12, very depressing. Now I have this huge bowl of candy left over.

Mmmmm Candy

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

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It's also an excuse to have a giant bowl of candy in the house. I was expecting a lot of trick-or-treaters at my place since I moved to the suburbs, I got about 10 or 12, very depressing. Now I have this huge bowl of candy left over.

I have it on good authority that your grunge-murder music scared them all away.

Grunge-murder music?
Grunge just makes the moms horny (try playing the Screaming Trees or old Soundgarden albums, it works every time). I do have some jazz-murder music, but that's not quite halloweenie, so I played NONs "Easy Listening For Iron Youth," it sounds like like those old Halloween spooky-noise tapes, but actually very spooky. My old Korean war vet neighbor said he liked it!

Never listened to grunge music, it always sounded so dirty

The good stuff does, the lame stuff (Stone Temple Pilots, Perl Jam) was very un-sexy, and un-dirty guitar wise, and got popular for some reason.
The ogre loves the dirty guitar and it's pantie moistening abilities. It may not work on modern girls, but it was magic back in the late 80's/early 90's.

I never got into it back then either, just wasn't my thing I guess Once the 80's hair bands kinda died out, the rock music scene of the 90's turned to shit in my eyes, so I started listening to country...

Gotta watch the underground, there were lots of good straight-up rock bands around back then, some good stuff came out and was never heard by a wide audience...






Just for fun, check out the mixture of outlaw country and Motorhead goodness of bands like Hammerlock and/or Hellstomper.
Much different from fake sounding "Cowpunk" bands, these guys were actual country fans who made rocking country music.

Man...

I'm really hot.