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Wife out of town - horny as hell. What to do?

Starter: PWBooker Posted: 16 years ago Views: 969
#4085633
Lvl 12
My wife is away on a business trip. She's been gone since Wednesday and doesn't come back until Monday night. Since this morning I have been hornier than usual (and I'm usually pretty horny). I mean - I am thinking about sex constantly. During the day I'm pretty busy so it is easier to shake off. But now, at night, I'm going crazy. Obviously I know I can just jerk off or whatever but - I don't know. Anyone have any cool ideas?
#4085634
Lvl 29
Two hookers, a bag of weed, and a couple of cases of beer.



By morning, you won't be horny anymore!!



#4085635
Lvl 12
Hard to pull that off with the kids asleep upstairs.
#4085636
Lvl 22
awhell..beat it kid...


#4085637
Lvl 12
Yeah, gonna have to I guess.
#4085638
Lvl 6
Here does this help?
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