Who would you do sex with if you were attracted to the gender you're not currently attracted to?

So, this thread will probably die a slow death because that's what non-picture threads seem to do around here anymore (except if you ask about nipples in a university, apparently), but I figure it's an interesting question and I'm bored right now so here we are.

(The probable fate of this thread: )

Anyway, the question here is, who would you be attracted to/touch genitals with if you were attracted to the opposite sex of the sex you're currently attracted to?



If you're a little confused by that wording, don't worry, that's on me because I made that sentence all complex and stupid as hell.

Basically, I'm asking this:

If you're a straight guy, pretend you're attracted to dudes and tell us who you would like to do.
If you're a straight girl, pretend you're attracted to the ladies and tell us who you would like to do.
If you're a gay man, what the fuck are you doing at this site? Also, what woman would you like to sex?
If you're a lesbian, pretend you're attracted to manly men (or fem men, whatever) and tell us what fella revs your engine, so to speak.

Pretty straightforward, I think.

So, think about it, and let us know.



You can post pics of the girl/guy here if you like (but it is the lounge so maybe keep the nudity to a minimum), and you can name your next door neighbor if you like, but again, that's not really goign to tell anyone here anything about your "type" so feel free to include famous people and whatnot too, if there's someone famous you would sex if you were attracted to people you're not currently attracted to. Or something.

Ok, go.

I guess I'll go, since I poised the question and it's sorta dead here right now.

After thinking on it a bit, I've decided that I think my type would be something between Alexander Skarsgard:



and Ryan Gosling:



I mean, check those dudes out. Tell me you wouldn't want to bang them if you were into banging guys who are hot and seemingly smart and witty, but not too dickish or whatever (that's basically what I envision my "type" would be, if I liked dudes)


Although I think these dudes are perilously close to being the banjo guy from Mumford and Sons, which is totally not my type. I think the difference is smell. I think the banjo guy from Mumford and Sons, while excellent at the banjo (and totally rocking out like a champion in my avatar), probably smells pretty bad, while I bet Skarsgard and Gosling make sure to take care with a nice cologne or something, which is a detail that creates a very important dividing line between hot dude and hillbilly farmer.

Hmmmm....Good question...I'll play along and let you all mock me.

I'll give you a few names of guys that I think are attractive...some just because I like their looks, others because I like both their looks and attitude from what I can see.

David Usher - Musician. He's just a very attractive man and if I were into the whole hetro thing I would totally have his babies....again and again.




Johnny Depp - Actor. He's hot for 50, but I find I'm attracted to his body of work almost as much as him...if that makes sense.




Adam Levine - Musician. Ummmmm...look at the pic.

This is kind of tough. As a straight dude, I can tell the obviously good looking dudes and the hideous trolls apart but the 90% of the male population that falls in the middle I can't really tell. I guess it would probably be someone similar to the first dude Lindros posted. Not super pretty but a handsome fellow none the less.

C'mon Davey...give us a name....how else are we supposed to judge and mock you?

Definitely Justin Bieber. Put a little rouge on him, tuck his sack back... I figure it would be a pretty easy transition.

This is a tough one. It's hard to figure out who I would be attracted to if I were attracted to something I'm not. But in the spirit of the thread, I'll go with Chris Pine.

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Originally posted by kylecook

Definitely Justin Bieber. Put a little rouge on him, tuck his sack back... I figure it would be a pretty easy transition.

Maybe when Biebs looked like a lesbian, but now he looks too much like Vanilla Ice.

Kyle, even for a thread about mostly going gay, that's pretty damn gay. Would you at least murder his annoying ass and save the world?

SP, Keep those David Usher lovin' genes to yourself. Have all his babies you like, but Johnny Depp is prop-er-tee of Miss Franceska. In fact re: my plans to get knocked up include Mr. Depp. ( BTW, how cool is it to have both a name like a hair cream and cheek bones like that man ?. Cwazy !!!!!) as the prime candidate.

I guess I better make the first request for JD sperm through my lawyer lest I be thrown in jail for stalking.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Maybe when Biebs looked like a lesbian, but now he looks too much like Vanilla Ice.

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WTF? When did this happen? I think the last time I saw a picture of the kid, he still looked like he was about 14.

Is that better or worse? I don't really know.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Kyle, even for a thread about mostly going gay, that's pretty damn gay.

Lol. If you're going to go, go all out.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

C'mon Davey...give us a name....how else are we supposed to judge and mock you?

Says the lesbian who's first choice of the opposite sex looks like...a lesbian.

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Originally posted by kylecook

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WTF? When did this happen? I think the last time I saw a picture of the kid, he still looked like he was about 14.

Is that better or worse? I don't really know.

I'd say its been a slow progression, starting about a year and a half ago.

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Originally posted by Davey45

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Says the lesbian who's first choice of the opposite sex looks like...a lesbian.

Hmmmmm...I never really considered this. I guess he does look a little feminine.....Speak of, I should also include Justin Long in my list

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Originally posted by kylecook

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WTF? When did this happen? I think the last time I saw a picture of the kid, he still looked like he was about 14.

Is that better or worse? I don't really know.

Don't worry, he might be 18 now, he still shits his pants


On topic, it's really tough. As davey said, I can say who's attractive or not. But imagining sex with is something else. I'd say Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Di Caprio maybe.

Also, bi people don't like this thread

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Don't worry, he might be 18 now, he still shits his pants
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On topic, it's really tough. As davey said, I can say who's attractive or not. But imagining sex with is something else. I'd say Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Di Caprio maybe.

Also, bi people don't like this thread

He was on my list, but didn't quite make the cut.

Channing Tatum
Stephen Amell
Chris Hemsworth
Justin Timberlake
Will Smith

Some pics to follow..