While making hot, passionate, steamy monkey luvin'.... what has been the thing(s) to completely destroy the mood for you in the past??

Cirque is about the best thing I've seen on a stage. But I think I'd die without sex for 8 days.

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But I think I'd die without sex for 8 days.

My ex-wife proved to me this won't happen

Sorry to hear that buddy

My pal had this issue while he was down on a girl once!!!

Not very nice! But he put it down to experience, I went down on a girl once and as she climaxed she farted too, right in my face! She was REALLY embarrassed. I just laughed it off. best thing to do really....

One time during a orgy I accidentally came in a dudes beard.

Talk about awkward....for Demo.

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One time during a orgy I accidentally came in a dudes beard.

Talk about awkward....for Demo.

That was you???

I thought it was bust when he was spinning the midget on his dick and she corkscrewed herself right off

Ahhh yes, the day I got my left twist. No tellin' which direction that stuff flew.

I've had sex with a woman during her period. (Some women actually get quite horny during that time.) We just put down a towel to keep the bed clean, and then we clean ourselves up afterwards--usually a shower. I'm 53 and it's been my experience that women are more worried/embarrassed about it than the guys. I'm willing to bet that most of the guys who think it's gross, etc. are still pretty young (mid-20s or less).

One time she woke up.

It was poop!

making out with my girl in my '69 Lemans parked along the Hudson river watching the submarine races with the windows all steamed up & a police officer tapping on the window asking us nice to please move along - the park is now closed.. damn you talk about a fast drive to a hotel room for 4 hrs of monkey lovin..

Anyone else here extremely curious as to why he keeps telling us that she orgasmed twice?

Every single time.

It's weird to me.

A little sand might kill the mood just a bit, eh Bangles

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Anyone else here extremely curious as to why he keeps telling us that she orgasmed twice?

Every single time.

It's weird to me.

Because, on the internet, everyone's dick is 12 inches long. Everyone only hooks up with supermodel-types. Everyone has pleasured their women beyond human capacity. Everyone is a super ninja.

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Because, on the internet, everyone's dick is 12 inches long. Everyone only hooks up with supermodel-types. Everyone has pleasured their women beyond human capacity. Everyone is a super ninja.

Not everyone. I'm not a super ninja

Fascinating stuff here. And the usual fun BS

I always kid the Missus after a long session w/of multiple orgasms (near that time on my calendar) that all she wanted was for me to bring on her period; get it started and over with. I've come to the conclusion that intense female orgasm actually can be an inducement to menstrual bleeding...kinda pushing it along. Never fail...

The Missus jokes that I know her body better than she..both internally and externally. Too early in arousal upon penetration I actually "punch her cervix in the nose" as she puts it and it can hurt. After a short time the geometry of the vagina changes, which I can feel, so the vagina can actually accommodate the penis deep inside moving to the side of the cervix. This hits a couple sweet spots for me AND her as this DEEP penetration both is a catalyst to get us both off.

Start of menstrual bleeding during sex...get over it. Guys have premature ejaculation and the like; gals bleed. Find alternatives...we been doing this since the '70's in our cramped Chevy Nova. Oral, anal...change the program. Sex DURING her period...no prob here...that doesn't stop us except on the heaviest and moodiest days despite the looks of a Quentin Tarantino film shoot when we're done. We rearrange the program and a fun time is had by all. All you young kids will (may) learn this when you find a lifetime soul mate.

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Anyone else here extremely curious as to why he keeps telling us that she orgasmed twice?

Every single time.

It's weird to me.

Yes, he's insecure, has a small dick and most likely has never been with a girl but dreamed this up to boost his fragile ego. A male friend was like this...boasted no stop until my fiance', now wife, fucked him one arranged evening (I watched from another room) and said afterward she could hardly feel his dick inside her.

Poor misguided fellow.

First of all, I haven't said that "she came twice".... EVERY single time. I only mentioned it twice but disregard it.

Second, to Rower41...... how rude & what an asshole statement! To all those who question the legitimacy of this and think this open-ended question is bullshit, it's not. For the record Rower41 and other nay-sayers, I have been with older and younger women before but I was just wondering if the bleeding thing has occurred to anyone else because out of all the times I've ever been with a woman they have never bled during sex until now and it was just an interesting experience cuz that has never happened to me before.... that's all.

Third, I didn't dream this up. I have found that (already due to mentioning before on the 2nd page of this thread) she is petite in body composition and as well her pussy is small but in contrast has DD's, but she's 5'1" and 110 and we work together. This is also not the 1st work relationship I've ever had, more like #3.

Also as mentioned before, she doesn't bleed every month cuz she doesn't have her monthly period... her period is every few months due to being on the pill and having an IUD but we've has sex a good dozen times since the 1st bleed and she STILL bleeds. I just so happened to get with a small woman this time, that's all.

Thanks to those of you who have posted constructive criticism though, much appreciated.