Which makes you moist?
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Glitter-pimp.
36.84% (7)
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Boa-chops.
31.58% (6)
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Can't choose, I'm busy orgasming
26.32% (5)
Votes:
19
Do you guys ever get jealous of anything? Like, sometimes, you're standing in line at the urinals at a ballgame or something, and you see that guy next to you whip out his dick, and it's like nine-miles long, and you're like, how about that?
Yeah, me neither. That would be creepy looking at the guy next to you's dick and comparing and whatnot.
But, ok, how about other things, like you're watching porn and you're like, "Wow, is that a dick or a baby's arm?! Look at that vein, I bet that dick-vein holds more blood than my whole kidney!" Yeah, uh...me neither again.
Anyhow, what I'm saying is that sometimes you see something--a house, a car, a stick of gum, a knife when you have 10,000 spoons, whatever, that you're like, "WHY THEM, AND NOT ME?!"
And this is one of those times. I came across these two "glamour shots" of this sexy fella with some hot ass threads and even sexier facial-hair stylings. Now, if I were editing his yearbook, I would just cut out the ugly kid in the special ed class, because he's probably not ordering a yearbook anyway, and instead put both pics of Keith McCoolah here in, one after the other, but that's probably not how it went down.
So, if you were yearbook editor, which of these fantastic glamour shots would you include:
A. The Feathery-Boa with Mutton Chops sexy look:
or
B. The Mac-Daddy-Too-Cool Glitter Pimp look?
Honestly, I have no idea, but I know there's probably not a wrong choice here.
Yeah, me neither. That would be creepy looking at the guy next to you's dick and comparing and whatnot.
But, ok, how about other things, like you're watching porn and you're like, "Wow, is that a dick or a baby's arm?! Look at that vein, I bet that dick-vein holds more blood than my whole kidney!" Yeah, uh...me neither again.
Anyhow, what I'm saying is that sometimes you see something--a house, a car, a stick of gum, a knife when you have 10,000 spoons, whatever, that you're like, "WHY THEM, AND NOT ME?!"
And this is one of those times. I came across these two "glamour shots" of this sexy fella with some hot ass threads and even sexier facial-hair stylings. Now, if I were editing his yearbook, I would just cut out the ugly kid in the special ed class, because he's probably not ordering a yearbook anyway, and instead put both pics of Keith McCoolah here in, one after the other, but that's probably not how it went down.
So, if you were yearbook editor, which of these fantastic glamour shots would you include:
A. The Feathery-Boa with Mutton Chops sexy look:
or
B. The Mac-Daddy-Too-Cool Glitter Pimp look?
Honestly, I have no idea, but I know there's probably not a wrong choice here.
