Which is better in bed; girls with longer slits or those with shorter ones -- or does slit length really matter?

It doesn't matter. It's all about gripping power and heat. At least for me. That's one reason I love fucking pregnant women.

Short slit = tight. Long slit = not so tight. And it's the woman that makes the difference, not the equipment.

This thread makes me wanna punch a baby.

...for ruining a perfectly good vagina.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

This thread makes me wanna punch a baby.

A baby that came out of a vagina with a long slit or a baby that came out of a vagina with a short slit?

take a tape measure on dates and measure all the ladies before making love and keep notes...I'm sure they won"t mind...

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Originally posted by doolittle

take a tape measure on dates and measure all the ladies before making love and keep notes...I'm sure they won"t mind...

Don't forget the width. The information could be useful later.

I forgot to mention the many times you might go home without getting anything but a face slapping and cussing out...

For the love of fuck...most of you would fuck a watermelon if you thought it might feel like a vagina. I hardly think "slit" length matters.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

For the love of fuck...most of you would fuck a watermelon if you thought it might feel like a vagina.

How else do you make fruit salad?

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Originally posted by Allen_Bradley

Short slit = tight. Long slit = not so tight. And it's the woman that makes the difference, not the equipment.

I concur. It is the woman.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

For the love of fuck...most of you would fuck a watermelon if you thought it might feel like a vagina. .

Not exactly my type. But if you happen to have a nice honeydew I could get interested.

I think it works the same as BMI. If you take the height of the lady, divide by slit length x diamater of clitoris divided (by their age) squared. You will get a good idea of whether they enjoy washing dishes.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

For the love of fuck...most of you would fuck a watermelon if you thought it might feel like a vagina. I hardly think "slit" length matters.

We'll see how long this one stays up.

fuck R U speaking about =======

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Originally posted by Topsail

Just wondering

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

For the love of fuck...most of you would fuck a watermelon if you thought it might feel like a vagina. I hardly think "slit" length matters.

Saw a travel show, and in some country, the guy had to fuck a melon as like a rite of passage into manhood or something. It was... weird.

The word 'slit' does not sit well with me.

Neither does that GIF, so thanks for that SP.

Time for non-fruit related breakfast.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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We'll see how long this one stays up.

It should stay up indefinitely because it's a dildo and not a human. If it was a human it'd go limp after some period of time, or explode.

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Originally posted by jhope1

The word 'slit' does not sit well with me.

Neither does that GIF, so thanks for that SP.

Time for non-fruit related breakfast.

I am sorry if you were offended, I did not intend it so.