Which is better; girls with longer clitoris hoods or those with shorter ones?

OMG....does anyone else notice the round toothpick on the unicorns head?

Yeah, If it were flat he couldn't do unicorn things.

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Originally posted by F1098

@ Hydrahead

all it takes is lsd

That involves too much time commitment.

I was trying to come up with a joke that would incorporate the fact that Eddie Murphy voiced the donkey/mule critter in the Schrek movie as well the fact that he was busted getting a blowjob from a street hooker that turned out to be a dude. I could relate this to your unfortunate experience with the donkey.

I was quickly approaching the barrier created by the rule of comedy that states "if you have to think about it for that long it's probably not going to be funny"

So I baled.

I have now violated that other well known standard: "If you have to explain it........"

Comedy is hard.

This might be a short clit hood

And perhaps her's could be considered a long clit hood

You're gonna get your peepee spanked for posting porn in the lounge.

Not going to touch his pee pee, but like the lady says, no porn i the lounge.

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Ok, just to weigh in, I won't ride my unicorn without both of us wearing a helmet. Of course his has to be modified to fit over his horn.(yes it's a male. If it were a female I would have married it.) Second, if you drop a box of flat toothpicks, they don't roll away like the round ones. Third, and the original question, a small hood seems to make the clit less sensitive, so I guess I prefer the larger.