Which is better; girls with longer clitoris hoods or those with shorter ones?

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Originally posted by omuh

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Seriously???

You can't take a little joking around?

LMAO! Touche

Round toothpicks ARE better than flat. Much more robust and the points really get in to clean out whatever between the teeth.

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Originally posted by Allen_Bradley

Round toothpicks ARE better than flat. Much more robust and the points really get in to clean out whatever between the teeth.

I concur. I once bought a box of toothpicks at the store and when I got them home I realized I had picked up flat ones by mistake.

I was irritated.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

..Oh sure all in fun, but the truth is I know very little about posting. Never dreamed anyone would respond.

Seriously???

You can't take a little joking around?

(to Hydrahead....sorry, my quote function here is kaput)

Sorry about that "oops I bought the flat ones instead" experience.

Once I picked up a gorgeous unicorn in a bar who turned out to be a zebra painted donkey in the morning.

Tell me about disappointment !

How much do you have to drink to mistake a zebra painted donkey for a unicorn?

And what pick up line did you use?

And is there video?

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My hood covers my clit but when my clit is hard it is completely exposed and the hood doesn't cover any of it. So it doesn't matter if a girl has a long hood or short when her clit is hard.

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Originally posted by Paige80

My hood covers my clit but when my clit is hard it is completely exposed and the hood doesn't cover any of it. So it doesn't matter if a girl has a long hood or short when her clit is hard.

Pics from under the hood please

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Originally posted by hydrahead

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I concur. I once bought a box of toothpicks at the store and when I got them home I realized I had picked up flat ones by mistake.

I was irritated.

The round ones are much better.........And you can use them to pierce a clitoral hood,,,,,

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Originally posted by Paige80

My hood covers my clit but when my clit is hard it is completely exposed and the hood doesn't cover any of it. So it doesn't matter if a girl has a long hood or short when her clit is hard.

Yes, but how do you feel about unicorns and/or donkeys?

Unicorn, donkeys, pitchfork.

But probably not all together.

A fella that was working for me broke my pitchfork, so I'm gonna have to substitute it with a shovel...

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Originally posted by Topsail

..Oh sure all in fun, but the truth is I know very little about posting. Never dreamed anyone would respond.

I don't know why you're complaining, you've created the most popular thread in the lounge

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Originally posted by hydrahead

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I concur. I once bought a box of toothpicks at the store and when I got them home I realized I had picked up flat ones by mistake.

I was irritated.

Yeah, the round ones are better, they don't break off between the molars.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Unicorn, donkeys, pitchfork.

But probably not all together.

What ... no unicorn doing a donkey with a pitchfork up it's butt ... you're slipping!

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Originally posted by F1098

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I was actually trying to formulate a joke involving a unicorn being mistaken for a donkey that included Eddie Murphy in the punchline.

I have seen zebra painted donkeys in Mexico but I didn't mistake them for unicorns. Everyone knows it's too warm there for unicorns.

I tthought I saw a Unicorn in Canada one time then realized it was just a horse with a frozen mane..... Is it to cold for Unicorns in Canada?

@ Hydrahead

all it takes is lsd