whats the worst that could happen?

does anyone know what laws i'll be breaking and there severity if i ever enact my plan of going to an old cemetery and digging up someone who died in 1857?

i wanna put an old legend to the test....just in case you were wondering

The question is:- Why would you want to do that anyway ?

The answer to your question depends on where you live, kind sir.


In most localities there are typically desecration of a corpse laws. You could probably also be charged with breaking and entering, theft, etc.

Oh, also, Zombies.

I mean, that part is unlikely, but you did ask what's the worst that could happen.


Actually, the worst would probably be encountering Zombies, being partially eaten, then caught by the cops, sent to jail, and ass-raped by massively endowed inmate. With herpes.

Eric you are the fucking ultimate..

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Oh, also, Zombies.

This.

Stop playing with your life, zombies are serious fucking business.

Also, ewww.

Grave robbery is usually way against the law. Last I heard it's as bad as kidnapping.

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Grave robbery is usually way against the law. Last I heard it's as bad as kidnapping.

But making sweet-sweet love to corpses is ok, right?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Oh, also, Zombies.

I mean, that part is unlikely, but you did ask what's the worst that could happen.


Actually, the worst would probably be encountering Zombies, being partially eaten, then caught by the cops, sent to jail, and ass-raped by massively endowed inmate. With herpes.

Technicaly, if you were partially eaten by zombies it would result in your own zombification; therefore the ass-rape, enormous inmate cock and herpes really wouldn't be the worst thing that could happen. And being that the bacteria/virus that causes zombification can be passed through saliva, one could draw the conclusion that it also passes through semenal fluid. Assuming that IS the case, and the prison you are in holds more than just you and your ass-raping cellmate, one could also assume that the bacteria/virus would be passed along rather quickly in such confined quarters. Between other prisoners, guards, police, and the eventual military unit sent to control the outbreak, it seems like the worst thing that could happen would be the zombie apocalypse.

I say go for it.

You Shall Burn In Hell!!

Zombieness is very serious business. I'm a mortician, I know. You have only a certain amount of time to either get the body in a cooler (morgue) or get it embalmed. The cooler will retard zombie brain function to the point of incapacitation, the embalming fluid outright kills it. That's why when you have a new body to embalm the first thing you do is wire the mouth shut. And you'd better be quick about it. The actual point of zombiefication varies from body to body but it can happen very quickly.

Are you gonna be a great big pussy, and let these guys talk you outta digging up that corpse, or are you gonna be a real man and dig that fucker up and disprove that myth?
Well? Chicken?

bwaaaaak bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk bwaaak bawk-bawk-bawk!

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Originally posted by spicemaster808

Zombieness is very serious business. I'm a mortician, I know. You have only a certain amount of time to either get the body in a cooler (morgue) or get it embalmed. The cooler will retard zombie brain function to the point of incapacitation, the embalming fluid outright kills it. That's why when you have a new body to embalm the first thing you do is wire the mouth shut. And you'd better be quick about it. The actual point of zombiefication varies from body to body but it can happen very quickly.

See, listen to this man....super serious business indeed.

THE MAN KNOWS HIS SCIENCE!

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Are you gonna be a great big pussy, and let these guys talk you outta digging up that corpse, or are you gonna be a real man and dig that fucker up and disprove that myth?
Well? Chicken?

bwaaaaak bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk bwaaak bawk-bawk-bawk!

Don't waste your time, Tookdawg....the OP of this thread is clearly a girly man, he hasn't got teh balls to go though with his corpse fondlin planz.

Unless pics are posted.

Actually....skip the pics this time.