What women want

I cant answer that question, but I know it isn't this:
I get some nice PMs. 90% of them are fine. But here are some gems...
Here are couple private messages I have recieved from esteemed WBW members. Some real class acts!
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I can tell by the way you write your posts that you want me. It's usually the case that women throw themselves at me, I can do things to you with a jar of peanut butter and four rolls of quarters that would make you never want another man but me in your life.

Now I know your probably think I'm unattainable but that's not the case. Your eyes and box scream "yes", but your soul screams "no, oh no, I'm not woman enough for him".

Well I'm gonna give you that chance to hook up with me and make all your dreams come true my little sugar pants. PM me so we can hook up. Then I can send you my number and my address so that you can send me bus fair to come give you more unadulterated pleasure then any woman has ever known.

Ciao for now my steaming hot lovehole.
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The ever popular request...
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"show us your pearls"
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The short and to the point...
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"lets fuck baby"

***BTW- I post these not b/c I am annoyed- I am sharing them for humor/entertainmnent value
XOXO
Kell

That is classic kel.I think I better do a spoof and see where this go's.

Id like to see who the users are

I get similar PMs... from SouthPaw.

all the pm's i get are guys asking the girl in my avatar out on a date.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

I get similar PMs... from SouthPaw.

Cool!! What exactly does he do with the peanut butter and the quarters?

Good to see you receiving some 'popsitive' attention. Please, share more, but like Xandar suggested, show us the names!

i ge thit on on the umd all the time till the figure out that i'm a dude

At least he only wants busfare, that just screams class.

its funny....ive been a mod for a while now...and i post like crazy, so most people should know im male...but i get so many PM's that sound just like those its not funny

LMFAO , dodgey buggers !!!! Horn dogs !!!

thanks for not including my name

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Originally posted by EricTheViking

thanks for not including my name

no problem

I to get many PM some funny some sick but I don't mine it's all fun and games & I'm up for it..

i know how it feels. nuff said