What the proper way to measure your dick?

when i just very slightly lay the ruler on top of my dick when measuring its only 5.5 fuckin inches which makes me wanna fuckin smash something but when i push in the ruler into my abdomen its 6, which i guess i can live with. a half inch makes a huge difference to me so i need to know for sure, when measuring your dick are u supposed to push the ruler in or just slightly lay it on top? howd u all do it?

I cant believe you actually care. By the way my penis is 12 inches. Deja vu all over again.

and very shiny by the looks of it Hemi... wax on, wax off

Agreed, I can't believe you care either PornStar, unless you're thinking about going into the business. Is there a proper method for measuring oneself? Oh yeah, I'm about two hands... ha ha ha

<-- Jeremy Jr.

i am about 3½ hands......

Do you guys really go through that much trouble measuring them?

While I am at it, let me answer another age old question. YES!!! Yes size does matter! To a point anyway. Tecnique is important too. But you could not screw a dry wall screw with an eye glass screwdriver now could you?

I swear... it is no wonder I have depth perception problems. I have been told for years that 4 inches is 7"!

hey pornstar if it makes you feel better, mine is only 5 inches...from the ground

okay, size not important. so how do you measure it?

well, measure the distance from your girlfriends lips to the back of her head, then use that ratio to your penis in terms of how far into the back of her head you go. have fun. I'm 9 inches, but my GF has a big head too.

of course, deucegame is only 12" tall.

(smiles)

HAHAHA, thats great.

Ya, size matters to a point. But, what "size" is important to a woman? She probably couldnt care less if you were 5" or 7" but WIDTH is probably more important to her. Thats what gives the 'full' feeling. In actuality, the average depth of the vagina is between 4" and 6" I believe. So, anything over that is either wasted length or just a pain in the cervix to her. All in all, my experience has been, it's 30% size and 70% talent that counts.

Take a tape measure, stick the hook part in your ass, and measure forward.
Did I mention my dick was 12 inches?

another quick blond joke sorry all you blonds out there

why are blonds so dumb at math


because guys have been telling them that this is 6"


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lol
Damn funny thread.
This may seem odd, but, I put my hand up against it and measure where it was on my hand.
More accurate I think.

the whole thing about the width is right, this one guy i was with was like 11 inches, but he had a pencil dick, it was pleasurable but there wasnt as much friction as there could have been if he had been thicker,, this other guy i dated was thick and long, but he kept trying to pile drive it into me, needless to say, he had to finish himself off cause after about 2 of his thrusts i told him to fuck off, now m.d. is only about 6 1/2 inches, but he is 3 3/4 wide and its just the right amount of width and length for maximum pleasure,

so its true that size matters, just not in the misconcieved way all men think, its the width not length

Thanks for clearing that up Firecrotch.

thats why im here

If i should do it your way, Wasteofair, then i am sure i could use more than one hand...
BTW, what is inches in centimeters?

^^^multiply inches by 2.54^^^

mines not so much long as it is round. think of a peanut butter jar, it just kinda stops off at the end.