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What Makes a Real Woman/Man?

Starter: mykill01 Posted: 19 years ago Views: 802
#1719271
Lvl 4
Your Thoughts and Opinions Appreciated - give it some REAL thought.

I've dated a few women in my time and there seems to be some consensus among them on what makes a "real-man". That is to say, what a man should be like, do, or have. Some are a matter of personal opinion, while some others would be a consideration of culture or whatever. I've also thought about what it is that makes a real woman - womanly.

So here is a list I've put together - and I'm curious to see what other men and women have to say on the matter. Perhaps both sexs can be enlighted and learn something about what the other sex wants in them and see as making other sex - real men/women.

In no particular order...

Real Men:

1. Can drive both standard and automatic.
2. Own a tool box with tools, and can do basic handyman repairs.
3. Can bench press AT LEAST 150 lbs OR carry their woman over their shoulders.
4. Have at ready and can provide the condom.
5. Can throw a decent; string of insults to their buddies, punch, football/baseball, etc.
6. Make her orgasm first – at least half the time. ‘Offer’ to take the wet-spot.
7. Can throw together breakfast; scrambled eggs and toast for the morning after.
8. Would help a woman with a flat, an old lady, chase a purse snatcher, and respect the women and
children first adage.
9. Do NOT wear pink.
10. Will take one for the team and occasionally be a wingman for his buddy.


Real Women:

1. Will fake ‘it’, if necessary. (Interpretations of ‘it’ will vary with situation)
2. Love children and animals.
3. Know the value of lingerie.
4. Flirt and know it’s a god-given gift to be used.
5. Will give a decent guy a decent chance.
6. Respect and work with/in a man’s limitations and motivations.
7. Defend her man to doubting/skeptic friends and family.
8. Call a man on his bullshit.
9. Indulge or concede on some level to male chauvinistic fantasies.
10. Let her man out at times to be one-of-the-boys.
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#1719272
Lvl 4
Oh hey! A real man will also kill a spider, and real women shave/wax. (Thanks for the input babe!)
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#1719273
Lvl 10
Pretty good list. Hm, a real woman will give blojobs and a real man will go down on her and tell her how good she tastes.
#1719274
Lvl 10
your serious?
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#1719275
Lvl 4
Serious as cancer.
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#1719276
Lvl 11
in addition to the blow job i should imagine a 'real woman' would swallow, as well.
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#1719277
Lvl 26
Men:

1. Was born with a penis.

Women:

1. Was born with a vagina.
#1719278
Lvl 14
men:
- got short hair
women:
- got long hair
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#1719279
Quote:
9. Do NOT wear pink.


It takes a real man to walk into a crowded bar wearing a pink shirt. You wear your flanel, I'll wear my shirt with some pink in it - we shall see who goes home with the girl.

Oh, and Kanzen's answer pretty much sums it up.
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#1719280
Lvl 15
I'm not sure about that list but i am sure of this

Real men don't make list's, a real man dosn't make her come first, a real man cums with her,

A real woman wouldn't give your list the time of day.(as you can see by the replys)

Also, my advice is that if you can only lift 150lbs, you best get of your ass and move, real women don't like couch potato's
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#1719281
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen

Men:

1. Was born with a penis.

Women:

1. Was born with a vagina.


This is the true list..
#1719282
Lvl 4
How about a real woman doesn't need a man - she wants one. She also has a career of her own.
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#1719283
Lvl 12
Quote:
Originally posted by DevilHair[DK
]
[reply=Kanzen]
Men:

1. Was born with a penis.

Women:

1. Was born with a vagina.


This is the true list..
[/reply]

adendum to #1
a real man doesn't EVER dress up like a women, wear stockings, a wig and make up, then go to bars and pick up guys (the first four may be exempt for Halloween only). See thread: "BJ by a HE SHE on accident"!!
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#1719284
Lvl 4
Quote:
Originally posted by BigBadsofty

I'm not sure about that list but i am sure of this

Real men don't make list's, a real man dosn't make her come first, a real man cums with her,

A real woman wouldn't give your list the time of day.(as you can see by the replys)

Also, my advice is that if you can only lift 150lbs, you best get of your ass and move, real women don't like couch potato's


Dude - you read and replied to the complete list - what exactly does that make you? And the MYTH of simultaneous orgasm is statistically insignificant. And Dude - I can bench ( "at least" ) 300lbs. And BTW - this list was largely generated by a REAL woman.

Momma always said - "you got nuffin nice to say - shudda`up you face!"
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#1719285
Lvl 4
Quote:
Originally posted by caribonz

[reply=DevilHair[DK]]
[reply=Kanzen]
Men:

1. Was born with a penis.

Women:

1. Was born with a vagina.


This is the true list..
[/reply]

adendum to #1
a real man doesn't EVER dress up like a women, wear stockings, a wig and make up, then go to bars and pick up guys (the first four may be exempt for Halloween only). See thread: "BJ by a HE SHE on accident"!!
[/reply]

In the event of said, Halloween occassion - no matter how drunk you get - do NOT allow photos to be taken - you'll never live it down!
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#1719286
Lvl 14
real men blow their load and keep bangin away
real women swallow
#1719287
Lvl 12
A real man does'nt lie to himself or anybody else.
#1719288
Lvl 20
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen

Men:

1. Was born with a penis.

Women:

1. Was born with a vagina.


very true
unlike michael jackson born a blackman and going to die a white woman
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#1719289
Lvl 32
Quote:
Originally posted by nemisis02

[reply=Kanzen]
Men:

1. Was born with a penis.

Women:

1. Was born with a vagina.


very true
unlike michael jackson born a blackman and going to die a white woman
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