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What kind of stapler shoud I get?

Starter: wacko2345 Posted: 19 years ago Views: 1.7K
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#2286896
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Get a Swingline 727 best one out there. All metal.
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#2286897
Lvl 14
Boston office supplies rock!!
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#2286898
Lvl 21
Gays, all of you. Dosn't surprise me one bit that you dick sniffers are talking about staplers.

Im so disappointed.
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#2286899
Lvl 9
southpaw, you're such a douche bag.
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#2286900
Lvl 11
Quote:
Originally posted by Doh!

Get a Paper Pro. Incredible stapler...


I bet the guy who invented this thing. He lives in the same town as me. Cool guy, even gave me a free one. Absolutely amazing stapeler. I'll never using anything else again. It might not have the looks but holy shit does it perform.

http://www.paperpro.com/
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#2286901
Lvl 21
Quote:
Originally posted by RodneyFarva

southpaw, you're such a douche bag.


Hence the title: MOFO.
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#2286902
Lvl 13
ask this guy im sure he can help...



and i cant believe no one has thought of this yet...
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#2286903
Lvl 21
Wasn't he fired tho?
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#2286904
Lvl 14
Quote:
Originally posted by SouthernCowboy

ask this guy im sure he can help...



and i cant believe no one has thought of this yet...


Actually, jayfromdetroit did mention Office Space in the very first response to this thread...

... you brought it to the next level with the picture though!

... and he was laid off not really fired... but he got his in the end, so it's all good!
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#2286905
Lvl 13
yes but for non stapler related issues...
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#2286906
Lvl 14
awesome thread...
i´d say go for the bates. it looks timeless and could become a design classic...
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#2286907
Lvl 19
This thread is 5 stars!

If the boston has the automatical engine, buy it!
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#2286908
Lvl 14
Well; right now it looks like the Swingline has a small lead over the GBC Bates...

Anyone else have some input?
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#2286909
Lvl 9
Has anybody seen my stapler?
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#2286910
Lvl 8
Quote:
Originally posted by Milton.

Has anybody seen my stapler?


Um, yeah, we're going to need you to move your things to the basement office. And, um, I'll be needing that stapler.

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#2286911
Lvl 9
I.....I believe you have my stapler.
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#2286912
Lvl 8
Ummmm, yeah, that'd be just terrific.

Thanks a bunch Milton.
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#2286913
Lvl 9
I...I...I...I set building on fire.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bill_Lumbergh

[reply=Milton.]
Has anybody seen my stapler?


Um, yeah, we're going to need you to move your things to the basement office. And, um, I'll be needing that stapler.


[/reply]

OMG! I have that stapler - it's the best!
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#2286915
Lvl 14
A big, well made Stanley Bostich American made RED stapler. They have in recent years started selling many more of the red models in special display packaging. There is no mention of the movie Office Space on the packaging, but I think they know damn well why demand for that color has skyrocketed in recent years, and they seem happy to have catered to the demand. There's a reason they're not selling purple ones like that.
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