What kind of stapler shoud I get?

Get a Swingline 727 best one out there. All metal.

Boston office supplies rock!!

Gays, all of you. Dosn't surprise me one bit that you dick sniffers are talking about staplers.

Im so disappointed.

southpaw, you're such a douche bag.

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Originally posted by Doh!

Get a Paper Pro. Incredible stapler...

I bet the guy who invented this thing. He lives in the same town as me. Cool guy, even gave me a free one. Absolutely amazing stapeler. I'll never using anything else again. It might not have the looks but holy shit does it perform.

http://www.paperpro.com/

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Originally posted by RodneyFarva

southpaw, you're such a douche bag.

Hence the title: MOFO.

ask this guy im sure he can help...



and i cant believe no one has thought of this yet...

Wasn't he fired tho?

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Originally posted by SouthernCowboy

ask this guy im sure he can help...



and i cant believe no one has thought of this yet...

Actually, jayfromdetroit did mention Office Space in the very first response to this thread...

... you brought it to the next level with the picture though!

... and he was laid off not really fired... but he got his in the end, so it's all good!

yes but for non stapler related issues...

awesome thread...
i´d say go for the bates. it looks timeless and could become a design classic...

This thread is 5 stars!

If the boston has the automatical engine, buy it!

Well; right now it looks like the Swingline has a small lead over the GBC Bates...

Anyone else have some input?

Has anybody seen my stapler?

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Originally posted by Milton.

Has anybody seen my stapler?

Um, yeah, we're going to need you to move your things to the basement office. And, um, I'll be needing that stapler.

I.....I believe you have my stapler.

Ummmm, yeah, that'd be just terrific.

Thanks a bunch Milton.

I...I...I...I set building on fire.

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Originally posted by Bill_Lumbergh

[reply=Milton.]
Has anybody seen my stapler?

Um, yeah, we're going to need you to move your things to the basement office. And, um, I'll be needing that stapler.


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OMG! I have that stapler - it's the best!

A big, well made Stanley Bostich American made RED stapler. They have in recent years started selling many more of the red models in special display packaging. There is no mention of the movie Office Space on the packaging, but I think they know damn well why demand for that color has skyrocketed in recent years, and they seem happy to have catered to the demand. There's a reason they're not selling purple ones like that.