What kind of stapler shoud I get?

OK, I know there has to be a good number of you out there that have to use staplers on a regular basis.

I need to buy a new stapler, due to the fact that my current one sucks hairy asshole.

So I ask you, what brand should I buy?

Here are some of the ones I'm looking at getting:

Swingline


Boston


GBC Bates


Stanley Bostitch


The one I have now is a Rapid brand so I am not going to buy another one of those pieces of shit!

If you know of another good brand I should look at please post it. Thank you!

um ok, well i say go with a Swingline. i have one thats probably as old as me right here on the desk and it still works perfectly. plus, that's what Milton had in the movie Office Space.

GBC Bates,looks cooler

You're such a pussy. Just buy a fucking stapler.

Get a Paper Pro. Incredible stapler...

I can make you a custom model..........it incorperates a fleshlight in the design....

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Originally posted by __TJ

it incorperates a fleshlight in the design....

Great, so when Spader is really fucked up at the office one night and catchin up on late nite "porn work" he can stick his dick in the stapler and accidently staple it. Fucking beautiful.

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Originally posted by SouthPaw

You're such a pussy. Just buy a fucking stapler.

i agree

@southpaw & Honda

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Originally posted by Doh!

Get a Paper Pro. Incredible stapler...

I've actually had one of these before... unfortunately because they are entirely made of plastic, they tend to break quite often. While they are working they do work great though...

Are you gonna bake a cake when story time is over, Mr. Smith? Or should I call you Suzy Home Maker? How bout Martha White?

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of course... I say that to everyone

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Originally posted by SouthPaw

[reply=__TJ]
it incorperates a fleshlight in the design....

Great, so when Spader is really fucked up at the office one night and catchin up on late nite "porn work" he can stick his dick in the stapler and accidently staple it. Fucking beautiful.
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Yeah... I don't think I need the specially modified one...

I have to say, this is the most mundane thread I've ever seen here.

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Originally posted by SouthPaw

[reply=__TJ]
it incorperates a fleshlight in the design....

Great, so when Spader is really fucked up at the office one night and catchin up on late nite "porn work" he can stick his dick in the stapler and accidently staple it. Fucking beautiful.
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They tried to take my swingline stapler and replace it with a boston stapler but i told them they could not have my swingline stapler because i didn't want a boston stapler because boston staplers don't work as well as swingline staplers and i've had my swingline stapler for a long time now they can't just take it and replace it with a boston stapler because swingline staplers are the best staplers . . .

:: goes to get treatment for carpal tunnel again ::

I've stapled my finger before and that really fucking hurts. It was with one of those pneumatic industrial staplers used for coragated cardboard.

I'd hate to send one of those fuckers traveling at Mach3 threw my damn dick.

thanks for the mental picture, fucker.

definitely go with the swingline. I've used all the other ones and the swingline will definitely give you more pages per staple and fewer jams...god, I'm pathetic.

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Originally posted by 0mega

GBC Bates,looks cooler

i agree

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Originally posted by RodneyFarva

..god, I'm pathetic.

Yes, yes you are.

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Originally posted by Scott2

thanks for the mental picture, fucker.

You asked for it.

Id go with the Boston it seems to be ribbed for her pleasure