what is the most perverted thing you have ever done?

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Originally posted by DragonJim

The ice thing reminds me - that chick that was (keyword there) my ex's friend met me one day at lunch. She was giving me a bj and i felt her finger playin around my asshole... got a little tense for a sec, but she didn't like stick her finger in, so I was gettting close, when all of a sudden she popped an icecube up my poop shoot. I came like a cannon, grabbed her head and wouldn't let her pull back. Cum came out her nose...It was so funny, we both laughed our asses off and fucked like banshees - after she could breath again...lol

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Originally posted by DragonJim

The ice thing reminds me - that chick that was (keyword there) my ex's friend met me one day at lunch. She was giving me a bj and i felt her finger playin around my asshole... got a little tense for a sec, but she didn't like stick her finger in, so I was gettting close, when all of a sudden she popped an icecube up my poop shoot. I came like a cannon, grabbed her head and wouldn't let her pull back. Cum came out her nose...It was so funny, we both laughed our asses off and fucked like banshees - after she could breath again...lol

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Originally posted by DragonJim

You know, I think I remember what got me started down this road...
I was like 9 or 10 and living in this trailer park. My and my friend, she was about 8 or 9 went to the woods and were climbing trees. She wore one of those little sun dresses, and no panties, so I would make her go first. She finally caught on, and asked why I was doing that. I told her it looked really neat and soft. She said it was, and I could touch it if I showed her mine. So we sat in this tree about 20 feet up, between 8 and 10 years old and felt each other up...
I think that was when my obsession with pussy actually got started...

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Originally posted by ChinoCochino

I fingered a pregnant stripper's ass in the VIP room.

Needless to say afterwards I had a stinky finger.

I did wash my hands in the strip club bathroom before leaving though.

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Originally posted by ChinoCochino

I fingered a pregnant stripper's ass in the VIP room.

Needless to say afterwards I had a stinky finger.

I did wash my hands in the strip club bathroom before leaving though.

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Originally posted by Bank

fucking gross.
what were you doing with a pregant stripper anywyay.

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Originally posted by DragonJim

The ice thing reminds me - that chick that was (keyword there) my ex's friend met me one day at lunch. She was giving me a bj and i felt her finger playin around my asshole... got a little tense for a sec, but she didn't like stick her finger in, so I was gettting close, when all of a sudden she popped an icecube up my poop shoot. I came like a cannon, grabbed her head and wouldn't let her pull back. Cum came out her nose...It was so funny, we both laughed our asses off and fucked like banshees - after she could breath again...lol

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Originally posted by Bank

i guess he just wanted a taste of the nutty poop.
good ole nutty pregnant poop, just like grandma used to make

what a sick perv. you poop lover

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Originally posted by Strichnine

wow, this thread brings out the sick fucks

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

loki - it takes big balls to admit that one thats pretty hot though


sometimes when you have to masturbate you just have to...


once i wasnt able to masturbate because i was afraid i was going to wake up my boyfriend, ex now, because he was sleeping and had to be up for work in like 2 hours... at the ass crack of dawn. i would have went into one of the other rooms of the house but his family was visiting and there was someone in EVERY room of the house with the exception of the kitchen and dining room. so horny as fuck i decided to slip out of the house at like 3 or 3:30 in the morning and i went out to his car, got in the back seat, and got myself off out there...

sometimes you just cant wait!

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

[reply=Strichnine]
wow, this thread brings out the sick fucks