what is the most perverted thing you have ever done?

I ate my grandma's poo while i was jacking off,........... Is that pervert??

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Originally posted by bambino

TickLer , do you wash your hands before diner, I l never do that before., I always let after diner, my dog's doing it for me

Yes I normally wash my hands b4 dinner. But thanks for the post, I love reading poor english, makes me laugh

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

bobaloo... i suppose that would explain ALL of your comments i have to read when im working in the queue

Okay, the FUNNIEST thing is checking out the comments that this guy bobaloo makes. They are ALL on chicks who are sittin on the toilet! I am probably breaking some hidden rule here, but check it out: http://www.whatboyswant.com/userprofile/155192

This is deserved of it's own thread. BTW, 10% of what population is this boballo??

Well, perverted is in the eye of the beholder.Tying up a willing partipant and entering the room with a dull plastic kniofe unde the guise of being Vlad the Hungarian rapist is something we've all done, so I guess I can narrow this down, more to the point, to "what is the most innovative thing I have done", which has to have been the time I put an avegage-sized plastic vibrator into my (now long ex-gs's) pussy with my dick still well in there. The extra tightness and the vibrations, which I turned up to ful power just before I creamed, was fucking incedible.

Oh, and though I posted it here before, you can also touch ice to your nuts when you come to have long, intense, sheet-soaking orgasm. Life is short, may as well have as many fantastic orgasms as possible.

jeff never fails to impress or amaze me

he does have an interesting life doesnt he

I was fucking my 16 year old neighbor while I was living with my girlfriend. I don't know if that's perverted but it was pretty cool.

you know what???
you all are perverts
fortunately at least i am modest

bobaloo that's fucked up

The ice thing reminds me - that chick that was (keyword there) my ex's friend met me one day at lunch. She was giving me a bj and i felt her finger playin around my asshole... got a little tense for a sec, but she didn't like stick her finger in, so I was gettting close, when all of a sudden she popped an icecube up my poop shoot. I came like a cannon, grabbed her head and wouldn't let her pull back. Cum came out her nose...It was so funny, we both laughed our asses off and fucked like banshees - after she could breath again...lol

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Originally posted by bobaloo

I didn't eat or smear the poop, I'm not that perverted,
but I would wear surgical gloves to push the poop aside to remove the screen so I could see the turds & flush the toilet,

Bet that's a relief to your family that your not perverted enough to eat or smear pooh, not you eh? You just prod it with surgical gloves and watch with glee as it's flushed away fucking wierdo

remember this "whatever you do, say no to pooh"

All we need now are the grange hill kids

thanks for the tips jeff

You know, I think I remember what got me started down this road...
I was like 9 or 10 and living in this trailer park. My and my friend, she was about 8 or 9 went to the woods and were climbing trees. She wore one of those little sun dresses, and no panties, so I would make her go first. She finally caught on, and asked why I was doing that. I told her it looked really neat and soft. She said it was, and I could touch it if I showed her mine. So we sat in this tree about 20 feet up, between 8 and 10 years old and felt each other up...
I think that was when my obsession with pussy actually got started...

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Originally posted by DragonJim

The ice thing reminds me - that chick that was (keyword there) my ex's friend met me one day at lunch. She was giving me a bj and i felt her finger playin around my asshole... got a little tense for a sec, but she didn't like stick her finger in, so I was gettting close, when all of a sudden she popped an icecube up my poop shoot. I came like a cannon, grabbed her head and wouldn't let her pull back. Cum came out her nose...It was so funny, we both laughed our asses off and fucked like banshees - after she could breath again...lol

My friend kinda had the same thing happen... but not really.

He went to this strippers house, who had everything covered in saran(sp?) wrap... well, long story short, she started giving him a blow job and as soon as he was about to cum, I guess she ripped anal beads out of his ass and he shit everywhere. After that she started rolling around in it... I don't know how you couldnt feel anal beads going into your ass. Guess I've never had that good of a blow job

After hearing all of those storys i feel i can tell you a few more about the freakiest girl in the world.So heres a few more.I once made cum ice cubes for her and she loved to put em in her mouth and let em melt.I once had a friend of mine staying over and he kept checking her out so that night he slept in the living room of my small apt. i started fucking the shit out of her and was making her scream all kinds of filth shit wicked loud for some reason it turned me on knowing he wanted to fuck her so bad but he couldnt and i was.She once got me cheating so she kicked the other girls out and then took my pants down and licked the other girls cum off my dick.she once fucked herself with a full corona and it all came flying out try it its cool.i just to make her suckmy dick while i was watching tapes of me with other girls.One time she pissed me off and i stuck her face in the toilet and fucked her doggystyle.one time her and i were with my buddy and his HOTT girlfriend coming back from the complex its a night club anywyas we were in a tiny ass eclipse me and her in the back and him and her in the front he was driving so the freak starts sucking me off while his chic see this and announces she wants to watch so she completly turns around turns the mirror telling him he cant wantch her shell get jelouse then she leans into the back seat and watches this lasts about 3min before see gives my dick a few storkes so the freak just keeps sucking the takes my dick out of her mouth and moves it near the hot chics mouth she says softly shhhh and starts sucking it so here i am in the back seat with these two chics taking turns sucking me off while hes driving not even paying attention ahhh memories lol

tazzmann

use the "enter" key from time to time

it wont hurt

you perv!

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Originally posted by bobaloo

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damn i do have one... I was 13 at the time. I was at a friends house staying overnight and it was me, him, and another friend. Well his sister 2 years younger and her friend (same age) were also there. Well we were going to scare them so my friend calls them into his room. I hide in the bathroom and the other guy goes into the closet of my friends room. Well his sister's friend decides to take a piss before going in the room. So here I am standing in the bathtub (shower curtain hiding me) and she's on the toilet taking a piss. She was shocked when we told her.

Well redX I'll do you one better. When I was 17 my younger sister had 3 of her friends over for a slumber party. I hid a spycam in the downstairs bathroom where she had the party & recorded every time she or her friends went in to pee or poop. She & her friends were between 13-15 y/o. If you think that's perverted, then groove on this. I also put a wire mesh screen in the toilet bowl trap so I could see their turds if they took a shit. Since my room was downstairs too I also used the same bathroom so after one of the girls was finished & I had viewed the tape I would go in the bathroom to inspect the toilet bowl. I didn't eat or smear the poop, I'm not that perverted,
but I would wear surgical gloves to push the poop aside to remove the screen so I could see the turds & flush the toilet, & then would reset the screen for the next poop. I would then go in my room & jack off. Altho I still have a woman pooping fetish, I feel ashamed for doing that to my sister & her friends. I also used the spycam on other occasions, & I would spy on girls & women on the pot thru cracks in the door, open windows, etc. Once I got caught for hiding in a stall in the girls room & got suspended. I expect a lot of negative feedback from you all, but surprisingly about 10% of the population has this fetish & perversion, both m & f.
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Yeah, thats fucked up.