What is the funniest thing you have seen written on the bathroom stall wall's?

how about this one..

He who writes on shithouse walls.
Roll ther shit in littballs.
He who reads these words of whit.
Eat those little balls of shit.

never really seen anything to bad on girls bathroom stall, but i guess the closest to funniest thing i seen was when some girl had writen on the wall of the stall in this club i was at not to date this one guy because he had a problem with premature ejaculation and had a small penis,,,,

woman can be cruel sometimes, yes i know.

We had a group of girls that went to every restaurant and bar in town and wrote this guys name and phone number in the ladies room. The words "Call me for oral sex- I only give head" was written underneath

It was his REAL phone number , too.

You guys should stop sneaking into female toilets. hahah

Hey Fire that's cruel indeed... ha ha ha ha

Wanna do me a favor Slim.....you mind changin you avatar figuring Ive had this on since Ive joined and knowing that you happen to stumble across it because they are the same file size and they line up exactly the same. Catch my drift? Thank You...

Oh by the way, the only one that I really remember was on a bathroom stall in high school that read "Please flush twice, its a long way to the Kitchen."

The funniest thing I ever saw was done by several different people. It looked like a crossword puzzle. It started with GAY someone else used those letters to say GOT AIDS YET. Then someone else used the word AIDS to say ANOTHER INFECTED DICK SUCKER. Vey funny!!

quite homophobic more tha funny

funniest i ve seen? "please stadn closer you little jhon jhon is not as big as you think"

Everyone can piss to the floor, be a hero and shit to the roof

This chewing gum sucks! (Written to a condom machine)

"Some come here to sit and think,
others come here to shit and stink.
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the bullshit on the walls."