What Grinds My Gears

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Just thought I'd do a thread so I could vent at stuff that REALLY annoys me. Feel free to add.....


I really fucking hate text smileys, :p

I hate lol, and it's improper and over use. People shouldn't use it unless they have ACTUALLY laughed out loud
Same for things like� Rofl, pmsl and� Lmao

Stupid kisses (xx) on the end of crap xx

Onions

Other foodstuffs that contain onions

Foodstuffs that shouldn't contain onions but fucking do. Pasta salad for example.

When I specify 'no onion' on my food and they blatantly ignore me and put onion on it

When customers come into my shop 5 mins before closing� 

When customers spell their surname on the phone when it's blatantly obvious how to fucking spell it

Mika

Stupid twats who have a conversation when it's blatantly obvious to everyone but themselves they are causing an obstruction

People who don't indicate at traffic islands

People who don't indicate

People who assume things, or take other people for granted

Spoilt bastard kids

And other pointless shite

I reserve the right to add to this list if I've forgotten anything!

You did forget one thing...

Honda

Yeah, he should be on this list

Oh ya, and fast food restaurants that fuck up my order, totally pisses me off...

Any fucked up order really, but especially the onion thing, I HATE onion

I like onions, but hate pickles

f'ing love that skit.....

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Originally posted by Demodad68

I like onions, but hate pickles

ha! i llove pickles but hate onions! i seriously love them too, as in buying a jar a fortnight!

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Originally posted by Paddy!

I really fucking hate text smileys, :p

I use them all the time. It is a common and well known fact that girls love smiley faces. So when you send them, girls are more likely to put your penis in their mouth, repeatedly.

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Originally posted by Paddy!

I hate lol, and it's improper and over use. People shouldn't use it unless they have ACTUALLY laughed out loud
Same for things like� Rofl, pmsl and� Lmao

I use lol constantly. I used it so often at one point I was on a crusade to "bring back lol" to the point where some of the higher up, stuffier mods ended up accidentally using "lol" and I screen capped it. I brought back lol...and the world was better for it. Whenever I post the "lol" or the "" guy..I literally lol'd. I have a great sense of humor and laugh often. lol rules.....go back to your home, on whore island.

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Originally posted by Paddy!

Stupid kisses (xx) on the end of crap xx

Yeah, samesies.

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Originally posted by Paddy!

Onions

Onions rule, you sir, are wrong.

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Originally posted by Paddy!

Other foodstuffs that contain onions
Foodstuffs that shouldn't contain onions but fucking do. Pasta salad for example.
When I specify 'no onion' on my food and they blatantly ignore me and put onion on it

You've got some kinda nerve coming in here with your onion hate. How dare you.

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Originally posted by Paddy!

When customers come into my shop 5 mins before closing

My BFF used to work at a restaurant...and every day we would go in seconds before closing, after he had washed everything and turned it off, then order something..have him make it, then throw it in the garbage.

I miss highschool.

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Originally posted by Paddy!

When customers spell their surname on the phone when it's blatantly obvious how to fucking spell it

That would be super annoying, but still...general raging @ you.

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Originally posted by Paddy!

Stupid twats who have a conversation when it's blatantly obvious to everyone but themselves they are causing an obstruction
People who don't indicate at traffic islands
People who don't indicate
People who assume things, or take other people for granted

Agreed.

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Originally posted by Paddy!

Spoilt bastard kids

Spoiled as all hell.



That is my contribution to this thread...enjoy it.

Penises in my mouth. Like, really penises? Get the fuck outta there. I didn't even invite you.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Penises in my mouth. Like, really penises? Get the fuck outta there. I didn't even invite you.

That would be super inconvenient.

All those dicks up in your mouth.

That's a pretty super rage at me! I feel honoured to of been blazed by the almighty Honda!

But still, my onion hate has no bounds. Where I'm from, the legend states that the devil once had a massive crap, and the onion was born!

I can't even handle all this onion hate.

From putting it on my delicious sandwiches...to my frying it up with some mushrooms..

I just..I can't understand hombro.

I'll have the French Onion Soup, hold the onion

People who assume things, or take other people for granted

AMEN TO THAT!!!!

Paddy,

I found this thread quite funny...lol. I particularly found the bit about onions quite funny. (: (:

Keep up the good work. :p

xoxo

SP

Anybody who talks about a professional sports team and uses the word "WE' ie: "We kicked ass last night" Like they are actually on the team.

people who while talking about music who here something and say "They Suck" I like to respond with a "why" I would prefer to have people say, "I don't like them"

onions overpower the taste of whatever they're put on.

and they give me horrible indigestion.

i'm with you, paddy!

Az

I gotta be honest, I loved this thread too becuase it reminds me of a few of my older threads.

Lets not go crazy.