What are your weird habits?

I don't think any of you are too fucking wierd.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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im starting to think i sound a small bit OCD

Ok, where do we begin.....

#1 I wash my hands on average 4 times per hour - Im a chef
#2 I work numbers and percentages in my head all day long - I cant stop
#3 I refuse to walk over a line - Tiles or a break in the road is a problem - i jump over it. This also counts for colors and painted lines
#4 I also prefer even numbers to un eaven numbers.
#5 I get violently physically ill if a person has bad hygiene, smells, or boogers visible
#6 I dont shave - havnt in about ten years but i trim my goatee to designer stubble twice a week.
#7 I touch nothing in public toilets - I lift the seat with my foot and then take a leak standing - flushing also happens with the foot. If i do #2 i first wipe the seat and then line the seat with tp. before i sit down.
#8 Dont touch anything like hand rails on staircases or escalators. Strangers germs freak me out.
#9 Money grosses me out - The only bills i handle comfortably are the ones that come fresh out the machine, oh god, dont get me started about coins....... gross.

There is lots more but i will stop now before i start sounding ocd!

When I get to work I take everything off of my desk (that's not a whole lot because I am a minimalist, probably another weirdness) and clean it throughly before putting anthing back on it... This is everyday I do this...

When I go the toilet I always sit down even if I only have to piss. Then I take out my PSP or ipod annd start playing. So I spend at least 10 Minutes there every time

1. I rub my hands in filth three times a day. I can't help it.
2. When I go to a public toilet, I make sure to smear my germs on the toilet paper, toilet seat, the lid, the toilet flush..er..thing, whatever that's called, I also smear my germs on the soap dispenser, the towel dispenser (including the towel hanging out) the door handle, and the top of the door. I can't leave unless my germs can be touched by everyone.
3. I always spit on my hand before opening a door, and going through a lunch line.
4. I can't leave a high-end clothing store without wiping a few things in my arm pits.
5. I spit on public transit seats when I leave.
6. I wipe my nose with my hand before I touch a banister.
7. I can't leave a persons house unless my lips have been on every bottle in the fridge, and I've visited every bathroom (see number 2, I also brush my teeth with each and every tooth brush, then run their toilet brush on it.)
8. I have to pet a dog before grocery shopping.
9. I can only fuck ass before I fuck vagina
10. I don't use ice cubes.

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

1. I rub my hands in filth three times a day. I can't help it.
2. When I go to a public toilet, I make sure to smear my germs on the toilet paper, toilet seat, the lid, the toilet flush..er..thing, whatever that's called, I also smear my germs on the soap dispenser, the towel dispenser (including the towel hanging out) the door handle, and the top of the door. I can't leave unless my germs can be touched by everyone.
3. I always spit on my hand before opening a door, and going through a lunch line.
4. I can't leave a high-end clothing store without wiping a few things in my arm pits.
5. I spit on public transit seats when I leave.
6. I wipe my nose with my hand before I touch a banister.
7. I can't leave a persons house unless my lips have been on every bottle in the fridge, and I've visited every bathroom (see number 2, I also brush my teeth with each and every tooth brush, then run their toilet brush on it.)
8. I have to pet a dog before grocery shopping.
9. I can only fuck ass before I fuck vagina
10. I don't use ice cubes.

So, you don't use ice cubes.

That's just sick.

Yeah, that one even creeped me out.

Tooker....such an awesome character.

It's not so much a habit, but I can tell what brand latex paint is just by smelling it.

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

It's not so much a habit, but I can tell what brand latex paint is just by smelling it.

Huff a lot of paint fumes chief?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Huff a lot of paint fumes chief?

Not so much that. I've been a painter by trade, on and off, since the late 70's!!

I have to masturbate 2 or 3 times every day.

I, like a few others that have chimed in, do not like to touch things in a public restroom. I'll use my foot to lift the seat and to flush, but strangely enough, if dealing with a defacation situation, as long as the seat appears clean and dry, I have no problem plopping right down to plop some right out.

1. I must sort M&M's by color, then will only eat them from smallest group to the largest never the other way around. If two groups have an equal number of candies one candy must be taken from one of the groups before i will eat either group.
2. I must have pop-tarts toasted and buttered with a glass of milk or I won't eat them.
3. Food must not touch on the my plate.
4. I must have milk with any sweet baked goods (i.e. pies, cakes, cookies, etc.)
5. I can't stand things in groups that aren't even. There must always be an even number of items in a group.

Wow I guess my stuff is light compared to you guys
Weird Habits!
1. Poop once a day @ 7:30pm and only at home. Can't seem go anywhere else (so am careful as to what I eat, so it won't bother me afterwards)
2. Have to have reading material (even for a minute or two)
2. Must have my nose clean at the end of the day. I guess its like cleaning the filter.
3. Must sort out the dishes before cleaning them. (Can't understand how the wife just get it to when they are unsorted)

I guess thats all i can think of for now.

Ever since a child, when I leave the house, and turn off the faucets, lights, check the windows, draw the curtains, for some reason, I must re-check them again to see that in fact the faucets are tight and off, lights are off (by checking the switch), windows are closed, curtains drawn..BUT I HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS! I have seen Doctors, but their opinion is that I will grow out of this..Like I am 61, and it just gets worse!

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Originally posted by phlux

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see i've had this recommendation before, and if it is the stuff i'm thinking of, how do you deal with the wetness and application of what is essentially chemicals to your poopchute? this has always intrigued me about people who practice this.

Chemicals? I am pretty sure it is the same as a baby wipe. I seriously doubt they have us bleaching our dumpers.

Although I fully intend to read what's in it... Next time I am taking a dump.

I can't really think of any weird habits I have. I mean, I sometimes get OCD with organization and symmetry of things, but it's not a constant, and it's not for everything.

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Originally posted by nemisis02

1. I must sort M&M's by color, then will only eat them from smallest group to the largest never the other way around. If two groups have an equal number of candies one candy must be taken from one of the groups before i will eat either group.
2. I must have pop-tarts toasted and buttered with a glass of milk or I won't eat them.
3. Food must not touch on the my plate.
4. I must have milk with any sweet baked goods (i.e. pies, cakes, cookies, etc.)
5. I can't stand things in groups that aren't even. There must always be an even number of items in a group.

I mean this totally as a joke, but come on. What are you weighing in at?

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Originally posted by sugarpie26

...when going down.

Nice.

I have a ton of weird habits.