What are your weird habits?

Go ahead and tell us all your weird, freaky, or disgusting habits that you have to do..... its ok, we wont judge you for it..



so i think one of my oddest habits that i have is flossing my teeth, once i start thinking of it i just HAVE to do it or i cant stop bringing my mind back to it until i do it.

i will floss my teeth like 3 times a day normally, most people hardly do it at all.... i didnt used to be like that, it just started one day and now i cant help myself

That original post could have used a picture.



Weird habbits..humm. Some of these aren't really habits, but more so just weird things.

I wash my hands and face 3 times a day.

I never touch anything inside of a public washroom (which I'll only pee in)...I always have a napkin or get one from the dispenser in the washroom and use it to turn on the faucet and open the door and flush the urinal. I suppose that is kinda strange, but like...fuck it, I think touching stuff inside a public washroom is fucking gross.

Once I start playing a video game, I can't stop until I'm absolutely forced to..which is usually me falling asleep. I beat MGS4 at 5am, and I fell asleep on the couch immediately after. I logged 27 hours on MGS Online straight the first time I played it online.

I can't sleep in the same place for more than a few weeks, I sleep on my floor mostly around my room, on my couch...sometimes on my bed, but I can't stand sleeping in the same place for a long period of time.

If I have a cold sore, or my hair is dirty or my clothes aren't clean a certain day..(I fell asleep instead of showering or I forgot to do my laundry) I won't leave the house. I'm just that vain.

Every single time I drive my car, I tell it "I love you more than I could love anyone else"...it's one of only a few things/people I've ever said "I Love You" to and actually meant it. I know saying "anyone" implies it's alive or something, but I like to think my car is alive, mainly because I talk to it so much. "voice operation controls" ..then it talks back, I love it so much....I wish the woman sounded like less of a cunt though...I'll turn left when I fell like it, shrew.

I brush my hair about 5 times a day.


..maybe I'll add more later, when I think more about how strange I am.

I don't do anything weird. If I do something and you don't do it, I'm normal and you're the weird one.

I look at girlz b00bies on teh inernets.

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I don't do anything weird. If I do something and you don't do it, I'm normal and you're the weird one.

agreed......you weirdo

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I wash my hands and face 3 times a day.

i have a thing where i wash my hands 4 times a day or so

in fact when i get home i have to wash my hands before i can get online or do anything else.... however i do have to drive in an open jeep so i guess they do need it

im starting to think i sound a small bit OCD

I only shave on average 1.5 times a week. Is that weird? I don't think so. I think it's weird to chop off all your face hair every morning. Totally unnatural. Freaks.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

im starting to think i sound a small bit OCD

nowhere near it girl...NOWHERE NEAR IT

and id know...with the amount of shit i do

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I think it's weird to chop off all your face hair every morning. Totally unnatural. Freaks.

agreed!

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I only shave on average 1.5 times a week. Is that weird? I don't think so. I think it's weird to chop off all your face hair every morning. Totally unnatural. Freaks.

Gotta agree, I shave once a week weather I need to or not...

Except in the winter, when I grow a beard, then I'm lucky to shave every other week

ive been requested...no, forced to post something more concrete in here..
just so she has something to laugh at...

weird things?
1. i wash my hands 4 times, and thats just in the morning when i wake up...the amount of times i wash my hands a day is around 27

2. i can only do a shit at one particular time of the day, why? who the fuck knows....i just have it down to a schedule and i hate breaking schedules.

3. I count letters, all day as i drive or walk past things...i have allocated a number to all letters and add up the numbers to all words i find....i have found 25 to be the perfect number IMO and words that make up that are good for me.

4. I hate mess, and i will literally cause a riot if people make a mess in my home.....like kick you out of it even.

5. I like symmetry, and i expect my food to be symmetrical when served, if not....i will get angry..

6. I like things to be even. So i wont eat potatoes if i only get 3, i must have 4 or 2

7. I count words as i type them, which is why i type slowly..

8. I hate cheese, but i love pizza and lasagne. I just hate hard cheese.

9. I will not talk to you if you have bad teeth, for reals...i didnt speak to my sister for 2 years while she had braces


I could think of more...but i just dont have the time to type it all

I hoard information.

I laugh at peoples weird habits

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh latino

fucking love it :P





kanzen, thats true. you have a sickness with that shit. you have information and pictures and bullshit for no reason at all. TONS OF IT! DRIVES AND DRIVES FULL!

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kanzen, thats true. you have a sickness with that shit. you have information and pictures and bullshit for no reason at all. TONS OF IT! DRIVES AND DRIVES FULL!

Laugh now, but see who is prepared for the zombie apocalypse.

I enjoyed the standard male disgusting habit of farting...I have a great digestive system, I just love to rip a good one now and then....

Interesting thread, too bad it could not have had more contributors so far.

Okay, weird habits, lemmee see what skeletons are rattling in my closet......When I was little, my mom woudl run a bath and then step out of the washroom to go do something else while the tub was filling. When she did that I'd go into the washroom and lay down next to the tub and cover myself with a big pink towel. I found the sound of the water running and the calming pink color and perceived womb-like protective covering of the towel to be very relaxing. Now when I've stressed severely during a rough day, I'll curl up next to the tub while I draw a bath now and then with a pink towel over half my now adult-sized body. Veeeeery soothing. Yeah, knock it all you like but you'll be trying it as soon as you can. Go ahead, you'll see. When I'm rich and famous and own the world, I'll have a custom blanket-sized towel made that can cover me completely again.

Let's see, one more.......when I smoke a cigar, which is about once a week, I have to have my marble cigar ashtray at hand to be used. NO other ashtray will do. If I'll be smoking it at a friend's house, the marble ashtray comes with me. I will also never twist off a twist-off bottle cap on any beverage container. I use a bottle opener no matter what. I also don't like it when people hand me a pen to sign something with; I much prefer to use my own pen and I make a habit of always carrying one with me. Oh, and Mac and Cheese....when I buy Mac and Cheese, it has to be Kraft Deluxe. I think anyone who doesn't buy Kraft Deluxe and opts for the budget version of mac and cheese is a cheap redneck fuck.

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i didnt speak to my sister for 2 years while she had braces

Also, I'm hoping I can survive a zombie apocalypse...

I create song lyrics and poems that follow the beat of each step in a stairway I climb.

I totally agree on the face shaving thing. It is barbaric. And men's razorblades are expensive.

I am a horrible nail biter. I'm getting better, but I'm not there yet.

I also don't clean my ears enough. I'm an ok groomer, but like I should do things every week and I don't. All my socks have holes because I'm too lazy to do my toe nails.

I get annoyed if my bed isn't made every morning. I hate getting into a bed that isn't straight and I get on mrsdorkbutt's case all the time.

I'm also a chronic masturbator. I admit it. I'm the master-bator.