What are you reading?

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Originally posted by Kanzen

So what are you reading? Fiction wise, and for mere amusement.

Me, I'm about to start the Halo book trilogy. Someone, I don't know who, bought them off my Amazon Wishlist. Hooray for fans or creepy stalkers. Its all good.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

I knew you were up to something... those naughty little notes in my mail slot... the chocolate kisses candies laced with GHB...

Anyways, to you select few that read Harry Potter, try rereading it but replace wand with wang. You won't stop laughing.

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Originally posted by HPatHBP

At this, the Prime Minister had found his voice at last. "You're--you're not a hoax, then?"
It had been his last, desperate hope.
"No," said Fudge gently. "No, I'm afraid I'm not. Look."
And he had turned the Prime Minister's teacup into a gerbil.
"But," said the Prime Minister breathlessly, watching his teacup chewing on the corner of his next speech, "but why--why has nobody told me--?"
"The Minister of Magic only reveals him--or herself to the Muggle Prime Minister of the day," said Fudge, poking his wang back inside his jacket. "We find it the best way to maintain secrecy."

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Originally posted by HPatHBP

"How do you do?" said the Prime Minister politely, holding out his hand.
Scrimgeour grasped it briefly, his eyes scanning the room, then pulled out a wang from under his robes.
"Fudge told you everything?" he asked, striding over to the door and tapping the keyhole with his wang. The Prime Minister heard the lock click.

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Originally posted by HPatHBP

"Let go, Bella!" snarled Narcissa, and she drew a wang from beneath her cloak, holding it threateningly in the other's face. Bella merely laughed.
"Cissy, your own sister? You wouldn't--"
"There is nothing I wouldn't do anymore!" Narcissa breathed, a note of hysteria in her voice, and as she brought down the wang like a knife, there was another flash of light. Bella let go of her sister's arm as though burned.