What's New and Interesting Featuring Honda.

Hey.. friends,



hopefully.

So like, how have you been, and what’s new? I’ll try to check this thread semi often….a last tether…how do you spell tether? That looks right. Why is it underlined in Word? I googled it, I mean like..to tether me to the internets. That, and apparently my phone will just pop off to Twitter from this little drop down menu without me having to launch the app. That’s also super badass.

Jesus, I’m fed up already.

I haven’t like, written in awhile…or really used a computer much.

What’s new on the internet? Is everything good still? Lol..AMIRIGHT? That feels current, lingo wise.

Well, I’m writing this as an update.. What’s new with me and such for anyone who is interested; remembers who I am. (nobody)

Where have I been you ask? (nobody) Havin life experiences…lots of positives and lots, lots lots…holy fucking balls, lots of negatives. Long story short I’m living with someone (insert gay joke here) and its pretty good. My nights are filled with CoD and other vidya games and sex and bed canopies, which are things apparently. Kanzen got my fucking girlfriend addicted to Path of Exile, shes put in like 52 hours in three days. I know that doesn’t sounds possible right? I played a fair amount but god damn.

Anyway, my nights are filled with normal boyfriend stupid bullshit.



So in a lot of this threads I’ll be talking about shows I like, and things I like..and other things, that I like less.

Gif…etc.

I hope you’re wearing a diaper


..shits about to pop off.

Vanilla Ice Goes Amish.



Okay, now….stop spitting at your monitors, calm the fuck down.

I’m sorry okay. Anyway…Vanilla ice is a jackass (not like, that bad though) he’s okay, it’s just…I watch Cool as Ice on Netflix, is what I would say if I were a leading gay rights spokesman, Demo.

But I did make it at least 37 seconds into the opening credits before my television was blurred with rage spit. That being said, this show is awesome. I thought I would hate the Vanilla Ice Project, but I didn’t. Vanilla Ice is just doing his thing and he’s good at it. I had a weird lighting problem the other day, and later that night Vanilla Ice solved it, then later in the episode…No shit, I will look up the episode for you, he rapped the part of Ice Ice Baby where he says “you got a problem, yo I’ll solve it.” Blew my mind like you read about at brainsonthewall.com.



This Amish spin they’ve put on it seems kinda like it’s going to be a The Simple Life knock off, but it’s actually pretty awesome. I don’t know if its scripted and all that jazz but it seems pretty legit. V-Ice and his crew go off to different (mostly rural lol) locations and fix Amish and Mennonite homes up. Not up to sick ass, top of the line levels, but, like super reasonable basement family rooms.
So yeah, if you have any interest in home renovation, and the charming conversations that take place between Vanilla Icceee and his Amish crew, you should check it out. Every time it ends I’m like, “well, that was stupid but I wish I could watch more.” So yeah…decent.

Note: In the first episode of the season, VICE goes to an ice cream parlour in town and asks for some Vanilla Ice Cream. Buy a squeegee.

Archer, Season Four.
I can’t help it, I love this show..



Seems like just yesterday I was talking with ya’lls about how much I enjoyed Archer. I had an Archer avy and everything.

Season three kinda lost me a bit….I dunno, I hear good things about season five, but if you’re bored and want some quality television…Shit was really, really….seriously hilarious.

Raising Hope.



So yeah, this show both exists and has Cloris Leachman. Neat! Also, it’s really hilarious…I hated it and thought it was some stupid bullshit girlfriend show for quite awhile, like that Dog Whispering fella, but it’s actually hilarious. It’s the same people who did My Name Is Earl and is like kinda the same style of humour in a different setting. It’s fun, it’s like a less sad, yet more depressing Married With Children. The premise is this teenager knocks up some chick in his van, she turns out to be a serial killer and is sentenced to death, so he’s got sole custody of this serial killer, and his child. I know you’re sitting there slightly confused, re-read that:

“this teenager knocks up some chick in his van, she turns out to be a serial killer and is sentenced to death, so he’s god sole custody of this serial killer, and his child. “

If someone told me to watch that exact quote while explaining the show to me at some type of fancy, fancy Schmanccy dinner party, I kindly ask you to excuse yourself, and accompany me to the parking lot so I could express how much I now hate you, and the confusing amount of forks. (Note: Because of the content, not the poor writing.)

It’s good though, like it’s made me laugh like….super hard many times.

It’s nice to write about stuff, I had forgotten I could write and not look at the monitor, I’m watching another riveting game of Path of FUCKING EXILE KANZEN. If we had some new spells or something, but god damn…the only thing worse than grinding is watching grinding take place on the flat screen.

Also, you can play Path of Exile free on Steam. It’s basically Diablo 2, but prettier and yeah, it’s a coolish game I guess.

Other stuff.

Human Target is a decent show on Netflix.

I have to watch a lot of Once Upon a Time and Bones…they’re terrible shows, Bones has moments but Once Upon a Time is a write off.

Red 2 wasn’t overly great, I was upset about that..it was good, just not great. It also got my girlfriend to get me to watch Weeds on Netflix because the chick from Red 2 stars in it, and Weeds is secretly a fucking chick show. The only tits you see are horrible ones. It’s like if they got topless and slung drugs on Hot in Cleveland.

Mary Louise Parkers tits aren’t that bad, I’m just overreacting. They’re not good.

It’s just insanely obvious in the way literally everything happens its geared toward women. It’s..her tits just aren’t great.

Lindros 3.
Honda 5.




…see like….not terrible? I dunno, that second one looks photo shopped to hell. Not worth watching, unless your choices are Weeds or, I dunno…Once Upon a Time or something. Although it has Cameron from House…..it’s a whole thing, nevermind.

Life.

My life has been busy, I’ll keep it brief because there are better things to do than make this thread any longer…than it needs to be. I had a job for awhile and then I decided I really did prefer not having a job again. I know that sounds lazy but so does a lot of what I say. I dunno…the place wasn’t for me. No big exits.. No epic dramas…many funny stories. One day on my way to work, the driveshaft fell out of my truck, (I was briefly driving a truck for winter) so I called in sick. I got threatened they were going to fire me for calling in so I just trucked out like a boss. Not literally, my truck was still broken, I think my mom picked me up.



Then my dads all “I has a great idea” . Long story short I’ve been renovating our guest house for like five months. I have most of the load supported by a hueg oak beam. I like to mention it a lot because its pretty and it was hard to put up, like a thousand pounds. So yeah, I built myself a cool little two story guest house..or well, its getting there I guess. Nothing much else worth mentioning it us..Halloween was a boring one for a change, shame and all that.

Uhh.. I have a friend named Chance. I think that’s cool because of Human Target, and Raising Hope. So…that’s a fun little thing I enjoy.

What else, my summer both sucked and kicked ass. I rode my motorcycle a bit and checked out some cool places and stuff. I’m thinking about reviving my Urban Exploration thread based on a cool run down on place nearby I’ve been looking to chech out.

I guess we’ll see how things set up once I’m finally finished and have a place to live.

Talk to you soon.

Tell me what’s up, what’s new with you..ask some questions and shit.

I’ll try to check back occasionally and answer questions and chat and this and that, just kinda, a this and that Honda thread.



Nailed it!













Dripping. Wet. Monitors.

Soo many edits.

Hey. Is been forever. But I can't read all of that on a Friday night. I promise to revisit soon! hope you're doing well.

-1 for using the same gif 3 times in one post.

Also....hi.

tl;dr.

Hello stranger

Quote:

Originally posted by Honda_X

I have to watch a lot of Once Upon a Time and Bones…they’re terrible shows

I'd love to stay and chat, but I have to go fix up my other house.

For real. The tenant left and there's some shit to be done before renting it out again.

Soo...
Howdy.

So....Honda's been MIA because he's been watching a lot of TV. Makes sense.

Honda watching Bones:

Some where, some day, we will get a maple syrup flavored ice cream stained post. And we will know that he is okay.

Not gonna lie, I saw that there were new posts in this thread and I got a little excited.

Well this is depressing.

Weren't you guys all bro'd up with Honda? Like you knew each other away from here? Did he really just fall off the face of the earth?

He did just fucking disappear, he gave us like two cryptic messages and just fucking disappeared over a year ago. None of us have been able to get ahold of him, no response on the phone, no response to texts, no response to emails, and even his PSN has been offline forever.

That sucks. Dude was a funny guy. I used to read all his threads even though most of them should have been tl;dr.