Wedgie vs. Snuggie

We all know what a wedgie is. But when I was growing up, we also had the snuggie, which was a wedgie from the front of your pants.

Has anyone had one? Which would you say is worse and why? I've attached a picture of the snuggie to illustrate.

I know, right?

I would have thought this would have some interest. What is worst? In the front or in the back?

You folks are FAR too serious tonight.

I thought a snuggie was that blanket advertised on t.v. that looks like a robe.

dude, I've seen that. Makes fuckers look like druids. My kids thought we should get one for my wife for Christmas, but I was like, "no, cause every time she stands up she'll want to sacrifice a goat".

Snuggie = Cameltoe.

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JK this thread is neat..I've never had either, but they both look unpleasant.

Yeah, I think a snuggle would be painful, what with all my junk there and stuff.

I knew of a kid in highschool, and they would make him push dimes down the hallway with his nose, and if he made it to a certain door or locker or something, he was safe for the day, and if he didn't, while he was all bent down like that, they would pick him up by the underwear...it was kinda lulzy.

But I always felt bad for the kid, he wasn't hurting anyone...

and was the kids real name Eric Lindros?

I would think a snuggie would be far worse, although Ive had neither.

I'm just happy to get the attention...

See Snoopy knows this is funny.

I've had both done to me in school a snuggie is fuck loads worse especially when a coat hanger on a door is involved...
at the time but looking back...

Now a point was made though, that snuggie's can result in camel toe and, frankly, camel toe is pretty sweet.

Consider all aspects. Any girls out there with this issue? Any of you ladies orgasm during a snuggie?

but is the pain worth it?

anything is worth camel toe.

I would trade all the tea in China for some good quality camel toe.

Chinese tea? YUCK!
The snuggie seems bad, but sense it's from the front, it can be blocked, and defended with a wet willies, hawking a loogie, pimp slapping, eye-gouging, face punching, New Jersey Hand Shaking, a Jerry's Kid Special, elbow punch, deep kiss, nostril exploration, Cleveland Blessing, Bulimia Finger, nose biting, breakfast launch, or any number of "Moe-Moves" (that's "Three Stooges," not "Ho" ). Being a big scary guy probably saved me from snuggies. Really, would you wanna walk up to me and stick your fuckin hand down my pants?
If you never got a wedgie, you lived your fucking childhood wrong and should be looked down upon, and/or scorned.

I haven't snapped a bra for a long time...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

having read this, I snapped my wife's bra last night. She now knows who the man is.

My pimp hand was been kept strong.

I used to be able to manipulate the shoulder straps of a bra to make boob puppet shows. I guess I can still do it, just the wife's petite boobs don't make for good puppets.
I really miss big boobs from time to time.