WBW Member Survey - New 2010 Edition

Pretty simple, kids; just pick which you prefer.




1. Mac or PC?

2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill

3. Favorite topping on Pizza?

4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?

5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?

6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?



8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?

9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical.

10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best.

11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?

12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?

13. Glasses or contact lenses?

14. Left-handed or right-handed?

15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed.

My answers:

1. Mac or PC?

PC

2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill

I think Bobby Hill, but that choice sucks.

3. Favorite topping on Pizza?

Garlic (on white pizza)

4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?

Winter

5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?

hand.

6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?

The inmate from Shawshank

8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?

Monkeys

9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical.

hip-hop

10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best.

Squares

11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?

Asteroid on Atari, I think.

12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?

Silent.

13. Glasses or contact lenses?

Um, glasses, I guess.

14. Left-handed or right-handed?

Right.

15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed.

A stroke. I don't smile all that much anyone, so if I don't move around a lot, maybe people wouldn't notice.

I hate tests!

1. Mac or PC?

PC

2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill

Lisa Simpson

3. Favorite topping on Pizza?

Ham and Pineapple

4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?

Summer

5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?

Hand

6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?

God - Bruce Almighty

8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?

Spidermonkey

9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical.

Hip- hop

10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best.

Umm - bunches

11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?

Zoobinis haha

12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?

Silent (but I'm a burper not a farter)

13. Glasses or contact lenses?

Glasses

14. Left-handed or right-handed?

Right handed

15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed.

Car accident

1. Mac or PC?

Mac

2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill

Meg

3. Favorite topping on Pizza?

Buffalo Chicken

4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?

Winter

5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?

hand

6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?

The inmate from Shawshank

8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?

Monkeys

9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical.

hip-hop

10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best.

Square Bunches

11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?

Mario Bros.

12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?

Silent.

13. Glasses or contact lenses?

I use neither

14. Left-handed or right-handed?

Right

15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed

Stroke. Then maybe my dick will still work.




Haha! This should be funny. Good idea.

. Mac or PC?
Mac

2. If you had to be one, wo Simpson, Meg Griffin, or BoBby hill

Meg

3. Favorite topping on
Pizza
Garlic (on white pizza)

4. Better Olympics - summer or winter
Winter

5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?
hand. Loofah if exfoliating

6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?
The inmate from Shawshank

8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?
lions

9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical
hip-hop

10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope
Bunches

11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?
Frogger on Atari

12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a Loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?
Silent.

13. Glasses or contact lenses?
Both

Left-handed or right-handed?
Both

15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident Leaving your lower body paralyzed
Stroke.

Fuck your tests Eric.

1. Mac or PC?
PC
2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill
LISA SIMPSON
3. Favorite topping on Pizza?
SUPREME
4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?
SUMMER
5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?
WHAT IS A LOOFAH? THE HOUSE DIDNT COME WITH WASHCLOTHS.. SO I GUESS ITS A HANDJOB
6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?
1ST IS SEVEN THEN LEAN ON ME AND SHAWSHANK AND THEN ROBIN HOOD
8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?
HAVENT BEEN TO A ZOO IN YEARS, BUT PROBABLY MONKEYS
9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical.
COUNTRY
10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best.
UM.. NONE OF THE ABOVE! COTTONELLE WIPES!!
11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?
ATARI - DEFENDER
12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?
HOW BOUT A LOUD STINKY CLOUD
13. Glasses or contact lenses?
BOTH
14. Left-handed or right-handed?
RIGHT-HANDED
15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed?
NEITHER!

My answers:

1. Mac or PC?

PC

2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill

Bobby Hill. I think he could be a late bloomer, since Hank and Cotton were such normal dudes. Plus, I would miss having a cock.

3. Favorite topping on Pizza?

Mushrooms..

4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?

Neither, fuck you, Olympics. See my "commercials you hate" post.

5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?

Washcloth and hands...

6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?

Shawshank character

8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?

Tiger

9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical.

hip-hop...unfortunately.

10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best.

Bidet

11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?

Super Mario.

12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?

Silent. Plus, I love people grooving in my stink. I love farting in Wal-Mart..and just watching people react to it.

13. Glasses or contact lenses?

Glasses, for dramatic effect.

14. Left-handed or right-handed?

Right.

15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed.

Death plz.

Re-reading this, I noticed there is a lot of ass and poo related questions here. Odd.

I didn't plan it that way.

(NOTEST)

1. Mac or PC?
PC.

2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill

bobby

3. Favorite topping on Pizza?

Meat

4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?

Winter

5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?

Soap

6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?
Principal


8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?

Snakes

9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical.

Jazz

10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best.

Squares

11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?

Pac Man

12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?

Silent but violent

13. Glasses or contact lenses?

Neither

14. Left-handed or right-handed?

Lefty

15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed.

Lower body

mmmhh...

1. Mac or PC?
PC
2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill?
Lisa
3. Favorite topping on Pizza?
anchovies
4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?
not interested in sports
5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?
hand
6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?
god
8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?
penguin
9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical?
jazz
10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best?
bunches
11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?
computer Space...damned, this has been a few days ago. think it was 72 or 73 - and you kiddies where just
12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?
silent
13. Glasses or contact lenses?
glasses. just for reading
14. Left-handed or right-handed?
writing/right; wanking/both
15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed?
none of those. dead please.

what do i win?


EDIT:
wots about No7 ???????

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

Re-reading this, I noticed there is a lot of ass and poo related questions here. Odd.

I didn't plan it that way.

Baby wipes work good too!

1. Mac or PC?
PC...6 of 'em
2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill
Meg. She's got a good shot at becoming a lesbian and I'd enjoy being a lesbian.
3. Favorite topping on Pizza?
bacon, sausage, pepperoni & ham
4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?
They both suck but I prefer the summer season
5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?
hand
6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?
Only saw parts of two of the movies listed so I'll have to go with an uninformed 'God'.
8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?
Monkey. Besides myself, it's the only animal that I've ever seen play with itself in public.
9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical.
classical
10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best.
Squares, neatly folded to exactly 10 ply.
11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?
Pong
12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?
silent but violent
13. Glasses or contact lenses?
Lasik
14. Left-handed or right-handed?
Right. I can't even wipe my ass left handed.
15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed.
lower body paralyzed. Otherwise I'll take a stroke if Fefe's available...

1. Mac or PC?

PC all day

2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill

Bobby Hill only because I wouldn't want to have to get a sex change to be the other 2.

3. Favorite topping on Pizza?

Pepperoni it just goes perfect with pizza.

4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?

I have no interest in any olympics

5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?

Took my wife awhile to convince me to use it but for a few years now I use one of those puffy ball things. While they look very gay they actually lather up soap and hold it for use very well and cut my shower time down so it's worth it.

6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?

Red from Shawshank Redemption

8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?

Gorillas

9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical.

Rap but I like a lot of shit that would surprise people.

10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best.

bunches

11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?

I tried really hard but I honestly have no idea. I remember the first game I ever thought was great and that was Legend of Zelda but the first I played I have no idea on.

12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?

Definitely silent but I try and remove myself from public when farting if possible.

13. Glasses or contact lenses?

Contacts if I had to but I've got perfect vision for now.

14. Left-handed or right-handed?

Right

15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed.

A stroke. So at least half my dick would still work

1. Mac or PC?
- Mac
2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill
- Lisa
3. Favorite topping on Pizza?
- Chicken
4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?
- Summer
5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?
- Any of the above... though in that order of preference
6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?
- Shawshank inmate
8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?
- Cheetah
9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical.
- Hip-hop
10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best.
- Bunches
11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?
- Guess that would be Super Mario Bros.
12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?
- Silent killer
13. Glasses or contact lenses?
- No need for 'm now, but I guess I'd prefer contacts
14. Left-handed or right-handed?
- Right
15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed.
- If somehow the upperhalf would be fine, then I guess the car accident.

Man, I wish I could take over for Bobby Hill...just so Hank could have an actual son.

I feel bad for Hank...all the trouble he had to go through to conceive because of his narrow urethra, then his son is fucking Bobby Hill.

1. Mac or PC?

mac

2. If you had to be one, would you be Lisa Simpson, Meg Griffin, or Bobby Hill

lisa simpson, no doubt

3. Favorite topping on Pizza?

anchovies

4. Better Olympics - Summer or Winter?

Winter

5. When washing in the shower, do you use a loofah, a washcloth or just your hand?

i use a sponge. i dont know which one is it on your list

6. Favorite Morgan Freeman Character?

i have no idea

8. What is your favorite Zoo animal?

monkeys

9. Better music: Rap/hip-hop, jazz, country or classical.

classical.

10. Post-poo ass-cleaning method: Toilet paper squares, toilet paper bunches, bidet, or just stand up and hope for the best.

4 paper squares folded after use and discarded after the 2md fold. My friends think i am weird for doing this.

11. What was the first video game you can remember playing?

snoopy on a commodore 64!


12. If you have to fart in public, would you prefer a loud odorless fart or a silent stinky cloud?

silent stinky

13. Glasses or contact lenses?

contact lenses

14. Left-handed or right-handed?

both. for different activities, i use R or L

15. Would you rather have a stroke which leaves one side of your body paralyzed, or a car accident leaving your lower body paralyzed.

lower body

Anyone else feel up to the challenge?!