Prepare for the next hint (clench your anus)
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Object one: Can be used on a roller, to speed up how fast it comes off. (is partially used)
Object two: Can be attached to another, longer object.
I already made it clear it isn't my dick the box.
For I have no girlfriend that needs a gift.
I didn't say whose penis.
Object 1 : A partially used roll of tp
Object 2: A pan cover lid
I'm pretty excited about this, and since I'm going on a camping trip in 5 hours....
In 4 hours..at around 7:20PM Hondalicious time....that can count as a full day, and you can have two more guesses
They will count as tomorrows.
partial roll of toilet paper
extension cord
second guess:
partial roll of toilet paper
fire extinguisher
The Broncos play tonight... I'll be at the bar... No one better steal mah answers!
Steals Tarquin's answers, waits for deadline - T minus 1 second
guess #1: partially used roll of toilet paper and hand mixer attachment (the things that spin)
Item 1 : A Cum sodden tissue
Item 2 : Left Hand (rarely used and can be attached to anything)
Item 1 : A Cum sodden tissue
Item 2 : Ya Mom
1. the first condom you ever used
2. hentai porn
second guess
object one partial used roll of toilet paper
object two the things you stick into corn cobs to hold onto while you eat it