Ok, lets figure this out. I don't really care about a 3 month sponsor membership (no offense guys, love ya mean it), so I really just want to contribute to this getting done. Logic dictates that item 1 is a partially used roll of TP. If you don't think so, go back to where the clue was given that ONE person had it right, and multiple people had it partially right. You will see no other option.
So, let us figure out item 2. The clues are as such:
Item 2 is owned by most, but used very rarely.
Item 2 is typically more useful indoors than outdoors.
Item 2 is more useful to some of us than others (this makes me think gender specific)
Item 2 is useful to keep you from getting burned.
Item 2 is not his scarf.
Item 2 is convenient, but not absolutely necessary to its' task.
Item 2 is not a dildo, and therefore will most likely not be used to fuck your mom while you waste your time on this contest.
Item 2 is NOT found in your bathroom.
Item 2 is often placed on the end of something else to extend its abilities.
So, let us figure out item 2. The clues are as such:
Item 2 is owned by most, but used very rarely.
Item 2 is typically more useful indoors than outdoors.
Item 2 is more useful to some of us than others (this makes me think gender specific)
Item 2 is useful to keep you from getting burned.
Item 2 is not his scarf.
Item 2 is convenient, but not absolutely necessary to its' task.
Item 2 is not a dildo, and therefore will most likely not be used to fuck your mom while you waste your time on this contest.
Item 2 is NOT found in your bathroom.
Item 2 is often placed on the end of something else to extend its abilities.