Vasectomy

You have to have confidence in the Surgeon. I was 34, the doc was 54. He'd done
hundreds (he said).

It was just him and me in the room. He gave me a shot in the
sack, which didn't hurt. Then cut it open, pulled out the tube,
put on two clamps and cut.

He did something to the ends so any sperm floating around wouldn't make it out.

Did the same on the right and I was done. By Monday morning, I felt good, went to
work and Tuesday we tried it out. No problem!

DEFINITION OF MACHO? A guy who jogs home after his Vasectomy.

More guys should have it. It sure helped my sex life AFTER my divorce.
When the girls found out I was shootin' blanks, I got laid a lot more.

Doc was ham-fisted with his forceps, grabbed the tubes with em' before the local set in. Didn't suture me up well enough, got a infection. Left one the size of a baseball.

I came back and told him it was infected so what does he do, he squeezes the shit out of to verify. I nearly did a palm strike to his trachea for doing that. After two courses of antibiotics and three weeks my balls were back to normal except the itching from the hair growing back.

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Originally posted by ev1l0ne

Doc was ham-fisted with his forceps, grabbed the tubes with em' before the local set in. Didn't suture me up well enough, got a infection. Left one the size of a baseball.

I came back and told him it was infected so what does he do, he squeezes the shit out of to verify. I nearly did a palm strike to his trachea for doing that. After two courses of antibiotics and three weeks my balls were back to normal except the itching from the hair growing back.

WTF WTF WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IN THE HELL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT WHAT THE FUCK?!

OH MY GOD, JUST READING THAT IS MAKING ME CRINGE..JESUS FUCKING CHRIST..

OH GOD AND THE SQUEEZING..

...FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK.

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Originally posted by ev1l0ne

Doc was ham-fisted with his forceps, grabbed the tubes with em' before the local set in. Didn't suture me up well enough, got a infection. Left one the size of a baseball.

I came back and told him it was infected so what does he do, he squeezes the shit out of to verify. I nearly did a palm strike to his trachea for doing that. After two courses of antibiotics and three weeks my balls were back to normal except the itching from the hair growing back.

Amongst the smell of rotting infected testicles I smell a malpractice suit.

I had the quick snip snip job on a Friday and was back to work the next Monday. 60 now. Shit canned the 30 yr old wife for unfaithfulness about 8 months ago. Also got her for international desertion. My current GF is a 38 yr old hottie and she doesn't wan't kidz either. Still no need for Viagra - still as vibrant and energetic as ever. My hard drive works just fine!

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Originally posted by robodick

I had the quick snip snip job on a Friday and was back to work the next Monday.

Only part that was all that relevant to the thread..

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Originally posted by robodick

60 now. Shit canned the 30 yr old wife for unfaithfulness about 8 months ago. Also got her for international desertion. My current GF is a 38 yr old hottie and she doesn't wan't kidz either. Still no need for Viagra - still as vibrant and energetic as ever. My hard drive works just fine!

8 months ago? That timeline doesn't add up at all..

Even so, lulz..you got cheated on....because you're old and can't fuck anymore. She wanted to fuck someone young, and still worth fucking. Your dick is small, and you'll never find anyone who'll ever love you again...you wife most likely laughed every time she was getting drilled by that other guy, while you were on here posting about how much you both love each other and fuck like rabbits. If you loved each other, and the sex was SOOO good, then way was she getting get cooter twixed by another fella? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DELIVER OLD MAN.

^damn!!

I vote Honda to receive the next Mother Teresa award.

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Even so, lulz..you got cheated on....because you're old and can't fuck anymore. She wanted to fuck someone young, and still worth fucking. Your dick is small, and you'll never find anyone who'll ever love you again...you wife most likely laughed every time she was getting drilled by that other guy, while you were on here posting about how much you both love each other and fuck like rabbits. If you loved each other, and the sex was SOOO good, then way was she getting get cooter twixed by another fella? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DELIVER OLD MAN.

YOU HAS PICTURE SOUND CAMERA OF IN OUR HOUSE?!??! How of you knowing?

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Of thens: Robotiks lion tamer

Im going in aug 5th to talk to the doc. Thats going to be fun. My friend said that they hassled him for a while to make sure he wanted to do it and he has three kids. I just want to get this over with. Whats funny about getting this done is when i told my main doc that I was going to do this he gave me a funny look and said you don't want any kids? Nope and I told him that I would rather have this done to me than my wife get anything done to her. Also she is worried that she took the depo shot for nine years and women are only supposed to take it for three and quit for a while. The side affects from that shit can be really bad. Im counting down till I get snipped and not have to worry about have a kid. Although you have to be careful and make sure you are shooting blanks. Thats what happened to my uncle.

Getting a vasectomy and wife agreeing she doesn't want kids too. How about she gets her tubes tied instead or get an abortion done if she's ever late. I would never get that procedure done on me. Maybe look at BC pills or the morning after pill as an alternative.