truth or dare part 3(?)

ok.....post whether you will accept a truth, or a dare. if you dont have a webcam, it will be hard to prove you accepted/completed the dare.....but if you can find a way to take a dare and prove it without a cam....go for it.


you MUST accept the first dare/truth posted after you tell which you want.


any after that are optional


ill start the ball rolling with a truth...

good thread.....

You ever pissed yourself in public when drunk?
Make sure to tell the story, they kill me. Really, I laugh forever at those, because I'm a simpleminded fool.

well i am definately not going first with you two in here...

i never pissed myself in public while drunk....


but i do have a similar story.....maybe even more embarrassing:

it was new years eve.....i was 15-6 and one of the metalhead girls i was in love with had a cool mom who was willing to buy us beer (maybe it was her older sis, i dont remember) so, me and my best friend brian decided to get the new "bud dry" and a tumbler of root beer schnaps for root beer barrels....we heard they were tasty.....which they were


i dont remember much of the night....i wasnt a pro drinker like i am now.....

but i know i got WASTED.......


anyway....there was a huge double bed in my parents basement that i ended up in, and next thing i know, my bud brian is punching me and shaking me and stuff telling me to wake the fuck up.


so, all of the sudden(can there be a part of a sudden?) i put my hand down into somehting wet....and i say "HEYYYY, my shits all wet!!!.....did i?????? OH NO!!!!!"



so, it wasnt public....but it became public knowledge later that afternoon!

Good... I'm laughing.... I heard a story once where a guy had a one night stand and the girl pissed the bed.... it still cracks me up.

I'll go next... with the truth.

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Originally posted by juicypat

well i am definately not going first with you two in here...

smart man . . .

i'll take a truth

this would be a bad time for beartino to show up . . .

:: starts to get nervous ::

this reeks of d00d sechs

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Originally posted by Ad_Rock

this reeks of d00d sechs

you reek of d00d sechs

sorry, couldn't think of anything better

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Originally posted by Scott2

[reply=Ad_Rock]
this reeks of d00d sechs

you reek of d00d sechs

sorry, couldn't think of anything better
[/reply]

why are you getting that close to smell me, sounds like you're the one that's into d00d sechs!

we could do this all night . . .

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Originally posted by Scott2

we could do this all night . . .

you're right, i'm getting offline and leaving etv alone with his d00d sechs thread!

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Originally posted by Bank

Good... I'm laughing.... I heard a story once where a guy had a one night stand and the girl pissed the bed.... it still cracks me up.

I'll go next... with the truth.

are you EVER sober? just kidding.

tell me about the UGLIEST(or smelliest...or fattest....or whatever-est) girl youve done while on a drunken escapade.....and maybe ill share mine too

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Originally posted by Scott2

[reply=juicypat]
well i am definately not going first with you two in here...

smart man . . .

i'll take a truth
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ok- your truth: when you are jacking off, and you accidentally think about your mom.....do you give up immediately? or do you say fuck it....work through it, and try to think "happy thoughts" so you can finish the job?

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Originally posted by EricTheViking

ok- your truth: when you are jacking off, and you accidentally think about your mom.....do you give up immediately? or do you say fuck it....work through it, and try to think "happy thoughts" so you can finish the job?

when that happens, i stop long enough to grab a playboy or dig into my porn collection . . . that thought can be kinda tough to get rid of without a visual aid

yes...it is hard to clear out....but it happens to all of us.....


i wonder if chicks accidentally think of thier dads ever.......

that is horrible

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Originally posted by EricTheViking

[reply=Bank]
Good... I'm laughing.... I heard a story once where a guy had a one night stand and the girl pissed the bed.... it still cracks me up.

I'll go next... with the truth.

are you EVER sober? just kidding.

tell me about the UGLIEST(or smelliest...or fattest....or whatever-est) girl youve done while on a drunken escapade.....and maybe ill share mine too
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One time I did one who fit all those..... and more.....
She had this huge crush on me, back in highschool, I was a juicer then, too.... just not as bad.
Anyway, we're at some party one night, and everone's passed out but me and her, because she didn't drink and it takes a bit to knock me out. She starts talking about life, and death, and is exceptionally ignorant about it, too (I was drunk and could converse better than her). I play along, not wanting to seem a bastard (hey, I was young), figured this girl wants it but is too afraid to make the move (She was hideous; I think the only reason she came to the party was to see me).... so I started making out with her mid-sentance, she was all into it, and bad, too.
Worst part about it was afterwards, when I became known as a hog-fucker. My defense: "I was drunk, she had a pussy." Sounded alright. She wanted a relationship, too; I didn't. I actually felt pretty bad about it. In real life, sometimes I can come off as a sensitive, thoughtful guy.... but it's all bullshit.
I didn't feel bad enough to appologize or anything, though.
Yeah, that's a truth, because no one would share such a story that makes them look like a complete jackass.
Well, except for me, maybe.

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Originally posted by EricTheViking

yes...it is hard to clear out....but it happens to all of us.....


i wonder if chicks accidentally think of thier dads ever.......

Yeah, it is true....
You're all into it, and all the sudden your mother pops in there. My brain always goes in reverse and's like "what the fuck!?!?" Sometimes I try to keep going... it never works.

ok....time for some fresh blood.....