This:

is Mr. Simmons. He's super straight. Really!
I oggle anything without a Y chromosome that's hot. I can't help it. I'm a weak, weak man. Uh...when it comes to oggling I mean...and only then.
On a somewhat related note, I suck at the internet. I'm way too sarcastic, and thus have to use those stupid emoticons as not to piss anyone off, but in doing so, I dilute the sarcasm. I, much like pinstriped suits on television, lose something in the translation.

is Mr. Simmons. He's super straight. Really!
I oggle anything without a Y chromosome that's hot. I can't help it. I'm a weak, weak man. Uh...when it comes to oggling I mean...and only then.
On a somewhat related note, I suck at the internet. I'm way too sarcastic, and thus have to use those stupid emoticons as not to piss anyone off, but in doing so, I dilute the sarcasm. I, much like pinstriped suits on television, lose something in the translation.
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