to active members: do you get laid

jeeze ummmm sorry?

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Originally posted by qam13

It's been about 2/3's of the year and I have only gotten laid 11 times. That sucks ass.

Maybe that's the problem.....you might get laid more if you "suck ass", or pussy or etc......

Oh I love eatting my wife's puss, she just pretty much lost all the sex drive she ever had. Nothing I can do for that.

I cannot speak for the others regulars. But I'd guess no, about them. Especially latino...he's got that creepy "nice guy with the ladies" thing going on which is a total tip off that he's ghey. Or something.


As for me, yes. On average a couple times a week, if you don't count self, uh, manipulation.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I cannot speak for the others regulars. But I'd guess no, about them. Especially latino...he's got that creepy "nice guy with the ladies" thing going on which is a total tip off that he's ghey. Or something.


As for me, yes. On average a couple times a week, if you don't count self, uh, manipulation.

*stabs eric for his latino comment*




if i didnt count "self manipulation" um........ then.....



what? sex? :-? :-?

Coitus?

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

*stabs eric for his latino comment*


if i didnt count "self manipulation" um........ then.....



what? sex? :-? :-?

As long as it's just a stabbing, and not a lopping off of anything, I can take it.

Beside, you know I'm right. He's a total flamer. Drinking Corona with his pinky all in the air as he takes a sip and everything. It's ok. No shame in that.


I've only seen your lips and boobs, but assuming that you don't look like one of these guys with what you're working with you're either being picky or joining a nunnery. You have the raw materials to get some if you want it.

I get it about once a day but on weekends. We have been married for about 1 month.

I'm married

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Originally posted by EricLindros

As long as it's just a stabbing, and not a lopping off of anything, I can take it.

Beside, you know I'm right. He's a total flamer. Drinking Corona with his pinky all in the air as he takes a sip and everything. It's ok. No shame in that.


I've only seen your lips and boobs, but assuming that you don't look like one of these guys with what you're working with you're either being picky or joining a nunnery. You have the raw materials to get some if you want it.

joining a nunnery? they wouldnt understand why i needed to buy so many batteries all the time.

sure i could get dick, just not the kind i want i mean im only really picky when it comes to personality, i dont have time for the bullshit that comes along with most guys... especially the ones who feed me bullshit because thats what girls like. but i mean i have STANDARDS though, im not doing anyone that looks like those guys

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

[reply=EricLindros]
As long as it's just a stabbing, and not a lopping off of anything, I can take it.

Beside, you know I'm right. He's a total flamer. Drinking Corona with his pinky all in the air as he takes a sip and everything. It's ok. No shame in that.


I've only seen your lips and boobs, but assuming that you don't look like one of these guys with what you're working with you're either being picky or joining a nunnery. You have the raw materials to get some if you want it.

joining a nunnery? they wouldnt understand why i needed to buy so many batteries all the time.

sure i could get dick, just not the kind i want i mean im only really picky when it comes to personality, i dont have time for the bullshit that comes along with most guys... especially the ones who feed me bullshit because thats what girls like. but i mean i have STANDARDS though, im not doing anyone that looks like those guys
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aw fefe you have something against guys with big ears and muskrats on their heads?
you know what they say...

Nice one´s

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I cannot speak for the others regulars. But I'd guess no, about them. Especially latino...he's got that creepy "nice guy with the ladies" thing going on which is a total tip off that he's ghey. Or something.


As for me, yes. On average a couple times a week, if you don't count self, uh, manipulation.

umm...firstly, im not creepy...my mum just used that as a nickname..
im nice to the ladies cause how else would they hang around with all the shit some of the others here give..

ghey?? i think not..pussy is my game and prize

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

[reply=EricLindros]
I cannot speak for the others regulars. But I'd guess no, about them. Especially latino...he's got that creepy "nice guy with the ladies" thing going on which is a total tip off that he's ghey. Or something.


As for me, yes. On average a couple times a week, if you don't count self, uh, manipulation.

umm...firstly, im not creepy...my mum just used that as a nickname..
im nice to the ladies cause how else would they hang around with all the shit some of the others here give..

ghey?? i think not..pussy is my game and prize
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Yeah,

but you are kind creepy

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Originally posted by robin4str8

but you are kind creepy

explain why?

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

joining a nunnery? they wouldnt understand why i needed to buy so many batteries all the time.

sure i could get dick, just not the kind i want i mean im only really picky when it comes to personality, i dont have time for the bullshit that comes along with most guys... especially the ones who feed me bullshit because thats what girls like. but i mean i have STANDARDS though, im not doing anyone that looks like those guys

1. You could tell the nuns you like radio controlled cars. Or saving up flashlight batteries for the apocolypse.
2. If you like guys, get used to bullshit. Even I piss off the girl every once in a while on accident, and I adore her.
3. It's great to have good standards, because, at some point in time, if not already, you're going to look for a good guy to be with and the truly really good guys don't want a girl who's been to the circus and seen the clown a million times arleady. Standards are classy and Class is sexy.
4. You're young yet. Don't worry. Have fun, be it with yourself or others.



Oh, wow, did I just write that?
[/dad lecture mode]

Post mu boobies!

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Oh, wow, did I just write that?
[/dad lecture mode]

and you call me old..pfft!

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

umm...firstly, im not creepy...my mum just used that as a nickname..
im nice to the ladies cause how else would they hang around with all the shit some of the others here give..

ghey?? i think not..pussy is my game and prize

Settle down Mr. Simmons, stop prancing around in a hissy fit. I was just screwing with ya.


Being nice to the girls is one thing. Getting brown on your nose...well...if that floats your boat...

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Originally posted by EricLindros

[reply=lAtInO-oZ]

umm...firstly, im not creepy...my mum just used that as a nickname..
im nice to the ladies cause how else would they hang around with all the shit some of the others here give..

ghey?? i think not..pussy is my game and prize

settle down Mr. Simmons, stop prancing around in a hissy fit. I was just screwing with ya.
Being nice to the girls is one thing. Getting brown on your nose...well...if that floats your boat...

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ok..id laugh maybe if i knew who Mr simmons was, i can have a hissy fit..its in my mod contract...one a month
and i know, so was i and about the brown nose....eeewww!!

im not the one oggling the girls that make threads and post pics

and quit with the spaces!!!! you trying to be like burn?