This little piggie ate SPAM on Easter

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Originally posted by 911Porsche

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Be Careful around Sharks they're unpredictable, Please!

I say they are predictable, if you shove your arm in it's mouth then i predict it will bite it.

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Originally posted by Punnani

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I say they are predictable, if you shove your arm in it's mouth then i predict it will bite it.

They would spit you out...

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Originally posted by 911Porsche

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Be Careful around Sharks they're unpredictable, Please!

I actually don't think they're as unpredictable as people think they are.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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I actually don't think they're as unpredictable as people think they are.

Nope. piss em off and they are gonna tear ya a new a**hole

Just a little pat on the head and Jaws will swim away, fish need comfort

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Originally posted by Demodad68

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Nope. piss em off and they are gonna tear ya a new a**hole

Also...we're in their environment, we wear black skin tight suits with giant flippers and swim around their area. Ever think that maybe they just think we're a seal?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Ever think that maybe they just think we're a seal?

Dont balance a beach ball on you nose and you will be fine.

So Punanni...sick of the wedding crap yet?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

So Punanni...sick of the wedding crap yet?

Yeah, i watched some of it. My good lady is still stuck in front of the tv watching the after wedding discussion. BORING !!!!!

All I wanna see is her dress, so I'll tune in to the repeat broadcast later. I'm not one of these people that stayed up all night to watch it.

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Originally posted by Punnani

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Yeah, i watched some of it. My good lady is still stuck in front of the tv watching the after wedding discussion. BORING !!!!!

what discussion could there possibly be...

William: So Kate, care to let me bang ya now?

Kate: I have a headache...

Start it out right and he'll never be disappointed

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Originally posted by Demodad68

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what discussion could there possibly be...

William: So Kate, care to let me bang ya now?

Kate: I have a headache...

Start it out right and he'll never be disappointed

I have had her, she's not that good.... He is welcome to her !

So you're saying the future Queen of England is a slut? Or are you the slut?

Thought I was our resident slut

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Originally posted by Demodad68

Thought I was our resident slut

Have you ever fucked a future queen?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Have you ever fucked a future queen?

Well kinda, the woman thinks she's a princess

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Originally posted by Punnani

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I have had her, she's not that good.... He is welcome to her !

You mean you didn't touch the sides? wow, I never imagined her that way

One day it will be Queer and King

Hey you guys, be nice. I, for one, really like Kate.

Anyway, I sent her a text last night and she answered me right before leaving this morning that she will be going Commando today. Wheeee !

So there. Kate and I are BFF. (At least on the subject of Friday traditions.)

No, but I actually slept with Miss Burbank one time.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Have you ever fucked a future queen?