there is a god

God doesn't exist. My holidays are over and I have to go back to the military. See ya.

Bye, A! Keep warm and stay away from speeding bullets!

This is old...I've heard it before a few times...so it's legit for anyone who doubts it...I thought it had something to do with protein in the semen...I dunno...also no shit skinny people are having more sex than fat people, not a difficult study,

*thinks about a pair of unusually skinny twins*
Hm... suddenly it all makes sense!!!

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Originally posted by SLT

*thinks about a pair of unusually skinny twins*

good point slt, but which set, Hiltons or Olsens

WHOA!!! Didn't even think about the Hiltons before
This makes so much sense it's scary! hm...
*now thinks about TWO pairs of unusually skinny sisters*

This has HUGE potential for a "This girl LOVES the cock" thread with all very skinny girls...Ally McBeal or Keira Knightly anyone?

MMMMMMM, Keira!

:drools:

Yea, you could say she has some drool going...drool overflow what's the difference

HOw much money do you think I could make bottling my sperm and seeling it to fatties?

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Originally posted by Ascaris

God doesn't exist. My holidays are over and I have to go back to the military. See ya.

bye my friend, next holidays come soon.

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Originally posted by meathead79

HOw much money do you think I could make bottling my sperm and seeling it to fatties?

I personally think this is kinda crap...it's just that hott skinny girls get more ass than fatties...now too hard to figure it out haha

But if girls want it...those diet pills are expensive, sooo I'd say $10 a squirt

the things you guys will do to get a bj and your girls to swollow. think its a little sad.
to all the girls out there spit like you've never spat before. don't swollow this story!!!!

This topic has gone 4 pages and hasn't gone off topic yet...gotta be some kind of record

I like pizza

I'll print it and show it to my wife, but it won't do any good. She'll either say I'm sick or a pervert. Been trying to get her to do it for years.

hmm im quite impressed that its still on topic too. i must have posted summit that sparked your interest. hmm .... i wonder whta? ....... oh now i remember gettin head ofcourse!

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Originally posted by meathead79

HOw much money do you think I could make bottling my sperm and seeling it to fatties?

careful with this one. you don't want 30 or 40 little meatheads running around because a bunch of women thought they needed more $$

sent this to a nurse I know...she said it was crap...i know she hates giving bj's so she's negatively biased to begin with. I think it's revolutionary!