Its true.
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Suckrates 19 years ago
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Originally posted by Kanzen
:: a few minutes later, Jack realizes that he wasn't chewing gum afterwards ::
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How do you think I felt?
Scars. So many scars.
Scars. So many scars.
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Anonymous18 19 years ago
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So did you like it?
i cant believe i didnt see that question coming
uhh.. well you know it was good for what it was... i would never be like "oh my god, stop licking my pussy right now and start licking my ass"
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Anonymous18 19 years ago
yeah i couldnt get jack to stop brushing his teeth for 2 weeks straight after that. sorry about that mix up jack 
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Kanzen 19 years ago
I think the worst possiblity is if the girl becomes a little toooooooo relaxed.
*eggfart to the face*
*eggfart to the face*
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stavesacre 19 years ago
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... you cant just spring that shit on someone
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Anonymous18 19 years ago
leave it to kanzen... he never fails in turning me off
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Kanzen 19 years ago
You know you love it FeFe.
:: rubs garlic and vinegar on chest ::
:: rubs garlic and vinegar on chest ::
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Jackster 19 years ago
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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum
i dated this guy once who was really into licking asses... seriously. i didnt find out till the relationship was kind of in full swing... he just surprised me with that shit... now granted i had gotten out of the shower like 10 minutes before but WHOA heh i think i jumped like 2 feet... you cant just spring that shit on someone
I am sure this guy messes up the old joke of "Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can." by saying, "Why do dogs lick their ass? Because they can." and he doesn't know why people look at him funny after he tells the joke.
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Kanzen 19 years ago
I call it my sexy cologne.
:: proceeds to wrap bird intestines around waist ::
Kin-kay...
[yes those very same birds]
:: proceeds to wrap bird intestines around waist ::
Kin-kay...
[yes those very same birds]
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stavesacre 19 years ago
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I call it my sexy cologne.
:: proceeds to wrap bird intestines around waist ::
Kin-kay...
[yes those very same birds]
So now I know what I've been doing wrong! :::: Starts taking notes on how to get "da chicks" using kanzen's l33t manly skillz.
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DWreck 19 years ago
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A chick would have to clean pretty well down there [asshole]. Talking, douching, bleaching, the works, before I'd stick my tongue there.
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Kanzen 19 years ago
I guess DWreck prefers em unwiped and stinky. :o
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stavesacre 19 years ago
Thanks for that thought Kanzen. Can you post a full image of your avatar to make up for grossing me out?
Pwetty Pwease?
Pwetty Pwease?
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DWreck 19 years ago
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I guess DWreck prefers em unwiped and stinky. :o
im trying to save the rainforest
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Kanzen 19 years ago
Nope. Not on my iBook. I'm on my Linux box.
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