The ShamWow Challenges.

Hey there. Honda here....and I'm going to tell you about this AMAZING new invention. The ShamWow.



Or actually, I'm not. I'm a man of science you see, and I felt it my duty to purchase a ShamWow from that douchebag Vince, and see if it stacked up in the real world. In what I like to call, the ShamWow Challenges.

Now, I have ran 3 tests so far, they were just average tests, two of them are absorbency, and one was a carpet test.

I'm willing to do any test, that isn't outrageous. If you want to see me drop a ShamWow in the toilet, just suggest it. Wanna see me use a ShamWow to towel myself off after a shower? Dick included?...you just have to ask. I will do anything, as long as it's in my power, to show you what the ShamWow is capable of.

Pictures included...so come on, throw a challenge at the ShamWow. Do it, man. Anyone..even if you just signed up today, and this is the first thread you see, there will be no noob flaming of any kind. Just give it a challenge, and I'll deliver results.

Here are the three control tests I ran:

The first was a test of absorbency against the average dish rag.

1 Liter in each bowl.

Winner, ShamWow. (by a lot)

Test two was a carpet test, I dumped 1 cup (200ml) of water onto a carpet. This is a test between the ShamWow, and ordinary paper towels



I also tested in two different spots.



Winner, ShamWow. (Unlike that fag Vince in the commercial, I actually had to push down quite hard with the ShamWow, it wasn't as easy as just laying it over the stain and it sucking the whole damn thing up. But, it did work and picked up damn near all the water.) The paper towel was quite a load of fail.


Test three is another absorbency test, between the ShamWow, and a leather Chamois.

500ml in each bowl.

It was actually a tie (only a few drips left in each bowl)....leaning towards the ShamWow being the winner, since despite my efforts to wring it out, it was still a little damp.

So, that's where we are at so far. I will check back often, and I will do any request as long as it's in my ability.

Come on guys, lets contribute to a neat thread.

Also, I paid $8 Canadian for my ShamWow, it also came with a ShamWow mini....if anyone wants me to test the ShamWow mini against anything...that is awesome too.

wash your car, then dry your car with th sham wow

That's a great idea Jimmy.

But, since it's -5c outside right now..It'll have to wait for a couple of days.

Check back often sir, I will defiantly do that within two or three days.

Thanks for posting.

This is a funny thread Honda_X. My girlfriend brought a Shamwow over this weekend, her mom ordered them a few weeks ago. Anyway I used it to dry my car after washing it, I was a little disappointed I think a leather chamois does a better job. It seemed to smear the water around as opposed to absorbing it, maybe it's because it's brand new. I'm not going to give up on it though I'll give it another chance the next time I wash my car and report the results.

BTW did you order that within the next 20 minutes after the commercial? Because you know they can't do this all day.

Have your g/f use one instead of a pad during her next period.






Oh wait, you'd have to get a g/f first!!

Just to prove I'm a good sport, until I can actually wash a car with it.

I decided to dump a bucket of water on our old Dodge wood truck, and absorb the water off it, just to see how it handled.

The sign is hard to read, sorry about that. But it did a pretty decent job....almost as good as a Chamois would at taking off the majority of the water. It didn't leave that cheap yellow hazy shit on the truck either, like most imitation Chamois.

I'll still get around to washing a car with it..and I know this sucks..but, it'll have to do for now. lol

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

Oh wait, you'd have to get a g/f first!!

The last girl I had sex with was 18 years old.

Keep laughing, old man.



@Artie: Sweet deal...after I used it on the Ram I was kinda curious how it would do on an actual car. I know it wont be as good as a chamois..but it's kinda sweet ass that it does a half decent job, without getting that yellow fiber shit everywhere.

I still plan on trying it out...when you get a chance, you should come back and post your results.

Thanks for posting guys...

Anything ?,Wow t'honda's got balls !!!!!












(I just had an episode similar to what rainbowD was suggesting,Hmmm....)

I stepped on the cuff of my Trousers last week and was thinking i need to repair them....got anything for that? to repair seems?

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Originally posted by Jimmythelock

wash your car, then dry your car with th sham wow

I use to work at a car wash i would dry the whole car with a "shamwow like cloth"... pretty much the same thing!

It did the job though!

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Originally posted by Honda_X

The last girl I had sex with was 18 years old.

Congratulations, you lost your virginity dude. So how was it to not use your hand? Feels strange huh?

Pretty soon you'll be able to tell us about your first beer!



Oh, and on topic the Sham Wow guy rocks. That guy is friggin' awesome.

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kill a poodle wipe up the blood with the shamwow then wipe your ass with the shamwow and show us the results.

How about blood in the trunk of a car?

no but honestly spill some grape juice on something white then clean it up with the shamthingy.then see if it stains

While in the drugstore the other day, I came across a stack of Shamwows. So I took a picture, because that's what I do when I come across a display of Shamwows

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Originally posted by EricLindros

While in the drugstore the other day, I came across a stack of Shamwows. So I took a picture, because that's what I do when I come across a display of Shamwows

Awesome. I'm impressed with your Shamwow picture...it's Shamtastic. Also, that "no drip" thing is total bullshit.




Also, later on I'll slit one of my wrists, I'll see how it handles blood. Creeps.

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Originally posted by SoCal.

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Congratulations, you lost your virginity dude. So how was it to not use your hand? Feels strange huh?

Pretty soon you'll be able to tell us about your first beer!



Oh, and on topic the Sham Wow guy rocks. That guy is friggin' awesome.

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Shamwow guy..lol

Also, jerk.

I've been using a Shamwow to clean up dog pee, because I quit smoking.
Here's the long version...
I was a happy smoker who would take the dogs out every two hours or so, so they could pee, and I could smoke. Well, the wife has bitched at me so much about the wonderful act of smoking, that I quit cold turkey last week. Now the dogs don't get out that much, so the little one pees on the floor. I get out the Shamwow, and pow, all the dog pee is soaked up. SHAM-F-ING-WOW-MOTHERFUCKER!

Also, the wife bought a knock off "natural" version of the Shamwow that sucks ass, they fall apart in the wash. Sham-bleh

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OK OK the Germans always make good stuff!

I would like to see a truck load of these 'ShamWows' tipped into a swimming pool. This would interest me.