The (semi-official) WBW's Z-Day Preparedness Thread.

I must say for creativity, omuh, yours is second to none

Well thank you gentlemen !

I'm glad you like it as it took me hours to do it

That was awesome omuh! Well done, good sir!

Teh fuck is your post FG?

I am sorry. I will reply once I have something worthy of the post. I am currently pressed for time (caddying two bags for 56 holes is no joke) and I have limited interweb access (which may or may not be related to being outed as the guy that let some other guy drown in a Phil Collins song).

Oh my fucking GOD! I just made a whole thing and then lost it when I clicked "post message." Mother fucking fuck fucking fuck shit ass fuck!!!

not sure why anyone's even trying anymore.........Bangles nailed it

I'm just gonna print out his list as reference for the upcoming Z day

I think he's the only one who's taking it seriously like OP, most people would choose a similar kit in a real situation.

The other ones are hilarious

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Originally posted by FamilyGuy

Oh my fucking GOD! I just made a whole thing and then lost it when I clicked "post message." Mother fucking fuck fucking fuck shit ass fuck!!!

Mmmmmhummmmmmm.

Head Gear/Upper Garment/Lower Garmet/Footwear:

- Excellent protection of head/neck/vital organs
- Wicks away sweat AND Zombie blood
- Allows for quick powerful strikes and movement
- Makes me easily identifiable to any survivors (of course, that could be a negative depending on the relative cognitive abilities of the Zombie's and their ability to strategize and be patient)

Primary Weapon: Samurai sword
- Light, strong and deadly


Secondary Weapon: Grenade Launcher
- Makes big holes in crowds when you need room to escape


Melee Weapon: double-sided axe
- A little heavy but should easily shatter through Z bones at close range


Backpack: (ya right, I'll take the versatility of a lax bag)


Inventory Item: Claymore Mines (as many as I can carry)
- Cause everyone needs to sleep eventually and I will set up enough to safely cover all around our perimeter


Inventory Item 2: Portable nanofiltration water bottle
- Can't live without water

Inventory Item 3: Pappy Van Winkle 23
- Simply the best


Vehicle: Grave Digger
- Just seems to feel right


Vehicle Contents: Angelina...
- I'm going THERE! Oh, hells yes!!!


Stronghold: Camp David, Maryland
- Anyplace that they take the President of the USA when the preverbial poo hits the oscillating wind machine is probably a spot that can be well defended for a very long time.
- Added bonus, years of fun finding all the hidden stuff (not just food and supplies, but the "National Treasure" bidness)

Sidekick: German Shepherds

- Called man's best friend for a reason
- Alert system
- Must find at least one male and one female, cause unlike me, dogs don't live forever

Soundtrack: Metallica, Kill 'Em All
- once again, it just feels right


Final Boss: Jack

What kind of plans do you have?
To kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum! (Yes, I know Roddy Piper said that and I recognize how horrible that sounds)

How do you think you will cope?
Awesome! I have Angelina and lots of privacy. And my dogs to train when Angie needs her rest.

How do you hope to survive?
No "hope" about it. In the completely unplausible future world where half dead creatures roam the earth in search of brains, I am virtually unkillable. The only way I go down is if Angie gets to drinking and stumbles too close to a Claymore and I die saving her drunk ass...

a trusty sidekick



trusty companion

Familyguy - Grave Digger excellent choice

Angelina, yukky

Double bladed axe, awesome choice


TK, I assume you're just gonna let the chickypoo protect you

Nice additions guys, damn lol

I changed my trusty companion for a betterer one

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Originally posted by FamilyGuy

Head Gear/Upper Garment/Lower Garmet/Footwear:
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- Excellent protection of head/neck/vital organs
- Wicks away sweat AND Zombie blood
- Allows for quick powerful strikes and movement
- Makes me easily identifiable to any survivors (of course, that could be a negative depending on the relative cognitive abilities of the Zombie's and their ability to strategize and be patient)

Snags and tears fairly easily. No insulation from heat or cold. (When it's hot out, the sidelines have coolers and fans blowing, and when it's cool everyone is wearing fleece and parkas.)

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Originally posted by FamilyGuy

Primary Weapon: Samurai sword
- Light, strong and deadly
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Rusts like a bitch, is incredibly hard to use properly, cutting edge is delicate, and the blade is fragile from any angle other than "exactly in front of the cutting surface"

Be better using a Ninjato, if you want to go the Asian sword route. Quite durable, and able to be used for more than one task. Single purpose tools will get you killed.

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Secondary Weapon: Grenade Launcher
- Makes big holes in crowds when you need room to escape
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Don't use it at ranges less than about 15m, cause most grenades don't arm before that.

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Melee Weapon: double-sided axe
- A little heavy but should easily shatter through Z bones at close range
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Acceptable.

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Originally posted by FamilyGuy

Backpack: (ya right, I'll take the versatility of a lax bag)
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Eh.

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Originally posted by FamilyGuy

Inventory Item: Claymore Mines (as many as I can carry)
- Cause everyone needs to sleep eventually and I will set up enough to safely cover all around our perimeter
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Gonna indiscriminately blow up any wandering survivors/animals/falling or windblown debris, probably draw everything undead within a mile to your location, will deafen you for hours when one goes off. Them bitches are loud as hell.

And a complete kit weighs about 4 pounds each. So you won't be able to carry that many in your fancy lax bag.

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Vehicle: Grave Digger
- Just seems to feel right
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Originally posted by FamilyGuy

Stronghold: Camp David, Maryland
- Anyplace that they take the President of the USA when the preverbial poo hits the oscillating wind machine is probably a spot that can be well defended for a very long time.
- Added bonus, years of fun finding all the hidden stuff (not just food and supplies, but the "National Treasure" bidness)

Easily defended by the entire Army, Air, and Marine presence on the East Coast. Enjoy being the only person there.
And it's not exactly a fortified position. My understanding is that Camp David isn't so much a stronghold as it is a summer house. The bunkers are located nearby, but not "in" Camp David. (Granted, there are probably safe rooms and such in Camp David. But real security is found elsewhere.)

The President "generally" (because the apocalypse/nuclear war happens so frequently) goes to Offutt AF Base, NORAD, or the White House itself.

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What kind of plans do you have?
To kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum! (Yes, I know Roddy Piper said that and I recognize how horrible that sounds)

I was like "Nice quote." It's bubblegum, btw. Saw that movie when I was like... 14? On TV, not in theatres. I was like 3 when it came out.

@Bangles I appreciate the professional feedback! Can't go through a line by line comparason because I am only half a step ahead of Notech and honestly I am hoping to have sex shortly...

Old man on old man sex, gross.

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Old man on old man sex, gross.

It seems that the Zombie apocalypse has started... http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/naked-man-eating-others-face-shot/story-e6frf7lf-1226368980550

Holy fuck.