The (semi-official) WBW's Z-Day Preparedness Thread.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Also, I've decided I'd fuck zombiewatson.

Ignoring that whole, "Fuck all y'all, she's mine" thing for a second:
Quadfecta ain't gonna last as long as we thought.



Do you think relationships carry over into zombielife?
Cause, if so, then still fuck all y'all.
But if not, then like... hey if she wants to diddle with the fiddle of any of you once I've been zombied... Then, hey. I guess I prolly won't care.

...Or, crazy jealous Banglezombie stalking all you jackasses.

holy shit this took 2 hours

i think ill survive.

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Originally posted by ramsann

i think ill survive.

Yeah, you'll make it long enough for us to pick you up.

As long as we get to you within like... a day or two before Patient Zero happens.

TWO PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES?!

Really?

@Bangles: I'd only fuck zombie Watson, as long as you can keep Emma Watson alive, that's your business.

Pepper spray? Are you trying to season yourself for zombie mauling?

Nice sound track though..lol

On closer inspection it seems its the same pair of sunglasses, only different views. Not bad brah....stay noticeable so the quadfecta can come save you.

All of that was solid..even the battle cry "herp derp merp"...oh lawd.

I hope we get some other contributions as entertaining. I don't know if anyone noticed mines a gif yet. lol

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Originally posted by Honda_X

@Bangles: I'd only fuck zombie Watson, as long as you can keep Emma Watson alive, that's your business.

Whew, problem solved.

ITS THE SAME SUNGLASSES JUST DIFFERENT ANGLES THANK YoU VERY MUCH

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Originally posted by Honda_X

On closer inspection it seems its the same pair of sunglasses, only different views. Not bad brah....stay noticeable so the quadfecta can come save you.

xoxoxo

So, like...if you wear a condom, do you still become a zombie?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

So, like...if you wear a condom, do you still become a zombie?

Science needs to get off it's ass and do work.

Like, right fucking now.

This is important.

This thread descended into necrophilia slower than I thought it would. I don't know if I should be happy or am disappoint.

We both know you're also interested.

I think I might want to change my transportation to a Blackhawk Helicopter. It'll be able to land on the helipad on my penthouse rooftop as easy as the F-35 can (because the F-35 can land vertically), but the F-35 requires some distance to take off and I don't think the helipad will support that.

Also, I stand by my penthouse because it's got magnificent views and the points of ingress will be easily controlled, as Bangles said. Arriving and resupplying is obviously going to be done by Blackhawk helicopter. No need to worry about elevators or stairs or some shit.


Also, I didnt notice that Honda's picture was gif. Mine is too!

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Originally posted by Kanzen

that's amazing.

http://imgur.com/a/DeOSG#0

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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Science needs to get off it's ass and do work.

Like, right fucking now.

This is important.

Surely you only turn into a zombie by being bitten, or, in 28 days later, getting any z blood inside you....

So, technically, as long as Zombiewatson is chained up so she cant bite you, using a condom would prevent any ZTI's.

But something tells me she'd be restrained somehow anyways......

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Originally posted by Honda_X

TWO PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES?!

Really?

That's necessary to do that :


And you'll be doing that a lot in a Zombie Apocalypse

So, here's my story.

We've already discuss the highly probable zombie apocalypse hypothesis with my girlfriend and her first conclusion was : "I'm so weak I would be in the first to be killed".
So here's the situation. My girlfriend is now a zombie and I can either survive like a boss, with some damn well prepared gear like yours OOOOR be a gentleman and let myself be zombified to stay with her. Plus I can have some threeZome with WatsonZ without worrying about contamination, restrain and all that shit.

Speaking of shit, here's the (slightly modified) sheet :

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Clothing and Gear
Head accessory : Tracking monocle - highly enhanced monocle with a shitty ass tracker (won't be able to catch EL with this one, but everyone else is doomed !)
Head : Top hat - because you're not a gentleman without a top hat.
Upper garment : Torn suit - new fashion zombie style suit for maximum Zelegance.
Lower garment : Zombie shorts - because you need something cool to attract female zombies (Glad zombies have no taste anymore).
Accessory : Blood Relic - Patient 0 blood vial. Really rare, damn classy !
Footwear : Slippers of doom - Now I just need to find a tenebrous newspaper, a dark cigar and an armchair of death and I'm all set.

Weapons
Primary : Blood spit - It's super effective.
Secondary : Teeth gun - Why get close and take risk when you can throw teeth everywhere.
Melee : bone cane - Helps you to limp with style and for close combat.

Inventory
Bag : Vuitton trash bag - Now that's luxury to an undead level.
For needs : Brain, blood drink (on the rocks please), zombie porn (zombies may not have taste, but they still have needs you know)
For survival : Bullet proof vest (there's always so much weapon carriers in a zombie apocalypse), Spare head (I can afford loosing arms and stuff but not the head), Human mask (some tried to blend with the undeads, so it might work too).

Vehicle
Public transport - I never got my driving license and I don't want to knock down a fellow citiZen. So I'll take the train.

Miscellaneous
Stronghold : Mall - because everyone knows there's always a mall full of zombies in a zombie apocalypse. Might be a Tesco so I can welcome Paddy! (the tea might be cold though).
Sidekick : undead rabbit - not any kind of rabbit but the one from Monty Python. I'll name it "Aaaaaaarg".
Soundtrack : elevator music - best way to lose your mind when listened 24/7.
Final boss : Zombie Cure - Damn it !

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Originally posted by omuh

So, here's my story.

We've already discuss the highly probable zombie apocalypse hypothesis with my girlfriend and her first conclusion was : "I'm so weak I would be in the first to be killed".
So here's the situation. My girlfriend is now a zombie and I can either survive like a boss, with some damn well prepared gear like yours OOOOR be a gentleman and let myself be zombified to stay with her. Plus I can have some threeZome with WatsonZ without worrying about contamination, restrain and all that shit.

Speaking of shit, here's the (slightly modified) sheet :

Click to enlarge

Clothing and Gear
Head accessory : Tracking monocle - highly enhanced monocle with a shitty ass tracker (won't be able to catch EL with this one, but everyone else is doomed !)
Head : Top hat - because you're not a gentleman without a top hat.
Upper garment : Torn suit - new fashion zombie style suit for maximum Zelegance.
Lower garment : Zombie shorts - because you need something cool to attract female zombies (Glad zombies have no taste anymore).
Accessory : Blood Relic - Patient 0 blood vial. Really rare, damn classy !
Footwear : Slippers of doom - Now I just need to find a tenebrous newspaper, a dark cigar and an armchair of death and I'm all set.

Weapons
Primary : Blood spit - It's super effective.
Secondary : Teeth gun - Why get close and take risk when you can throw teeth everywhere.
Melee : bone cane - Helps you to limp with style and for close combat.

Inventory
Bag : Vuitton trash bag - Now that's luxury to an undead level.
For needs : Brain, blood drink (on the rocks please), zombie porn (zombies may not have taste, but they still have needs you know)
For survival : Bullet proof vest (there's always so much weapon carriers in a zombie apocalypse), Spare head (I can afford loosing arms and stuff but not the head), Human mask (some tried to blend with the undeads, so it might work too).

Vehicle
Public transport - I never got my driving license and I don't want to knock down a fellow citiZen. So I'll take the train.

Miscellaneous
Stronghold : Mall - because everyone knows there's always a mall full of zombies in a zombie apocalypse. Might be a Tesco so I can welcome Paddy! (the tea might be cold though).
Sidekick : undead rabbit - not any kind of rabbit but the one from Monty Python. I'll name it "Aaaaaaarg".
Soundtrack : elevator music - best way to lose your mind when listened 24/7.
Final boss : Zombie Cure - Damn it !

I love you. I hope your girlfriend is hot and you get to do all the kinky ass shit you enjoy, because you're awesome sir.

Even the classy little zombie silhouette chap...I love all of it.

Worth waiting for, well done.