The " Would You Rather" Thread

I'd have to go with lobster meat - I mean I don't like lobster - but I sure as heck don't EVER want to eat maggots.

Would you rather
1. Get caught cheating on your wife
2. Catch your wife cheating on you

i would take 2.

would you rather
catch your wife/girlfriend having a "cute" snowball fight with dude, then fall lovingly into his arms, stareing into his eyes, then kiss

or
catch your wife/girlfriend getting "gutter-fucked" by two dudes while she is out-of-it drunk

gutter fucked,she does not know what she is doing.

would you rather,
have someone punch holes in your eyelids with a paper punch so you can still see with your eyes closed.

or

have a carpenters plane run down your shin and backed out slowly and have a key from a can of spam attached to that thin strip of skin and cranked untill it reached your toes?


(hate when that happins)

number one, i think

Would you rather catch your parents having sex
or
be a virgin for the rest of your life?

catch my parents having sex, i'll make them pay for the counseling

would you rather:
cut off you big toe without pain killers
or
have your foot surgically removed (aka, with painkillers)

i'd go for the foot sympath f*ck

would you rather:
be in a plane with no engine power
or
be in a helicopter with no engine power

Plane

would you rather be molested my your mom or dad?

You guys are sick puppies. Someone else do the next Q&A - I'm not answering that one!

i think everyone was waiting for that one too pass

would your rather:

if arm trapped under a boulder
cut off are
or
wait it out for help

Quote:

Originally posted by turbo4

would you rather be molested by your mom or dad?

my mom...at least its not gay

would you rather be burned alive or choked to death?

Choked to death
Would you rather eat out a girl on the rag with AIDS or fuck a guy in the ass

I would fuck a guy in the ass....then kill him so no one would ever know

would you rather pass a kidney stone or have your balls shocked?

Get my balls shocked! At least I could laugh about that later

would you rather catch your girl with your dad or your brother?

My brother cos I don't have one. My dad would just be too icky.

Would you rather be with a girl you really loved for say, 5 years then lose her

or

be with several girls over 5 years that you really didn't care about?

several girls, less painful

would you rather get your penis pierced

or

get your penis chopped off

penis pierced, thats a no brainer

would you rather drive an old piece of shit car and be wealthy

or

drive a hot new ride and be flat ass broke trying to afford the payments

old piece of shit and loaded to the gills!

would you rather be married to your soulmate and have zero sex life or bang multiple chicks with no feeling of love?

Individual sport. Means more.

Would you rather sleep in a bed made of garbage for a year or drink urine with all your meals for 3 months?

garbage. decomposition creates heat.

would you rather your wife/girlfriend catch you masturbating to pictures online, or with the cute young babysitter?

jackin it online, no question

would you rather never visit wbw ever again, or go a year without sex?