The " Would You Rather" Thread

ok Ill post a would you rather question, then the next poster will respond and then pose thier own question

would you rather:

have to walk down a busy street naked for 1 hour

or

live on a nudist colony for 1 month

Question:

Is there any consequences like being arrested for indecent exposure or legal action from parents with children?

be a nude for a month

Nudist colony.

Would you rather:
Find out that your wife/girlfriend has been in amateur porn by having a friend show you one of her videos
-OR-
watch another guy fuck your wife/girlfriend in front of you?

watch the video and beat up my friend

would you rather spend 6 months not talking to the person you love
or
spend 1 month never leaving their side even for a minute

a month aint bad, you might breakup afterwards, but damn, shittin with you chick by your side will be fun.

Would You Rather:
1.Fail At Everything You Will Ever Do.(And Know It)

2.Never Try

Fail most def.

Would you rather have all of your hair look/feel like pubes or be totally bald all over?

Answer: Be totally bald all over.

Question: would you rather get your dick stuck in a meat grinder or be impotent for the rest of your life?


Edit: yes after you heal from the meat grinder, your sex life would be able to go on

Answer:I guess if it could somehow heal from the meat grinder, I'd take that one.

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Have your arms, legs, eyes, and ear drums removed

or

Have your penis removed

tough one....

but i'll say the penis

would you rather get your dick sucked by a FAT (OVER 300 LBS) girl who knows and loves what she is doing (i.e deep throat, suck balls, cum on her face etc..)
or
get your dick sucked by a playmate type girl who doesn't know what she is doing ( i.e biting, sucking the tip only, no facial etc..)?

The fat one...
Question:
Would you rather have your genitals wrapped in bacon, and then kick a pitbull terrier in the balls?
Or...
Swim through a pool filled with barbed wire?

i think bacon would feel quite nice. and kicking a terrier in the balls might be fun. tho very cruel. but id pick that one

my question:

would you rather be stranded on an island with 1 really ugly girl who puts out a lot.

or with one really really sexy girl who never wants to do anything sexy?

the really sexy girl, i have a hand

would you rather find out your girl had sex with your dad or your mom?

WOW....what a question...I would have to say my dad, I couldn't take knowing that my mom was eatin what I was pokin.

What you would you rather have:
Live with the woman you are currently with or live with a famous, hot, rich super model?

My current, for sure. I would get tired of the supermodel writing her autograph on my chest every time I undressed for at shower. Or for anything else.

Would you rather:
Be smart and ugly, or beautiful and stupid?

beautiful and stupid, smart and ugly hasn't worked all that well for me so far

would you rather lick some dudes balls or kiss his hairy ass?

smooch his bum...no eating asshole, just quick peck definitely over licking ball sack


would you rather be known as a wife beater
or
be known as a date rapist

date rapist - wife beaters are the lowest form of scum on earth (besides lawyers) even if the law doesn't think so, the date rapist at least could be misconstrued signal or something

would you rather have to let your wife or your kid die?

wife, i don't think my wife could handle the death of out child, it would be the death of her too.

would you rather:

get 2 lashes with a cane

spend a month in jail

i'll take the cane would you rather eat lobster meat stuffed between the toes of a 90 yr old lady OR have 2 bites of rotten, maggot coated hamburger from the feet of Britney Spears