The Greatest SPAM On Earth, Come inside, Come Inside

I'm not sure that qualifies as less graphic.

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Originally posted by RumDum

I good with that part.



Just keep the dick fish away.

Fine but can I drive? :P

Buddy Franklin bagged 13 goals yesterday, what a freak

hehe,

crank up the vibes, and cruz. You're the Skipper now.

I feel a lot of this last bit of conversation was written in code.

Dick fish?

I said the captain motherfucker, or no dice. :P


I'm playing modern warfare in survival mode. Love it. Surprisingly enough, I'm best with the semi automatic shot guns.

I'm a Green Belt Motherfucker!

That's code for funny shit!

Smooth trooper loves yo mamas flap-jacks

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Originally posted by scrog

Smooth trooper loves yo mamas flap-jacks

Some mamas flap jacks are too.... flappy.

I'm a bit Hornish and damn that Danica can drive

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nascar-from-the-marbles/danica-patrick-gets-worst-end-contact-between-she-210621425.html

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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Some mamas flap jacks are too.... flappy.

Ain't that the truth... thank the lord for Arby's and Labiaplasty.

My office work is done, now what?

Food and some printer ink.

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Originally posted by scrog

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Ain't that the truth... thank the lord for Arby's and Labiaplasty.

Seriously. That's pretty unsexy sounding.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlvbhH4KUEA[/youtube]

Do want.

Rachel Bilson.

I'd give her a magnum...if you catch my drift.

If not:

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Trojan produces 30 different varieties of condoms.[4] Among the types are Magnum condoms, produced as a larger condom to provide extra comfort,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnum_%28condom%29

I'd let her..have a lick, if you catch my drift.

If not:

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Oral sex is sexual activity involving the stimulation of the genitalia of a sex partner by the use of the mouth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_sex

I'd let her...peg me, if you catch my drift.

If not:

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Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_%28sexual_practice%29

kiss me, because she's pretty.

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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/5777-Diablo-3

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I'd let her...[strike]peg me, if you catch my drift.

If not:

Quote:

Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo.

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kiss me, because she's pretty.

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...and if not....you can always self peg.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

...and if not....you can always self peg.

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What ever do you mean?

Also, I'm guessing you have a few of those? lol