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Originally posted by Burn

you can borrow mine, he is a chick magnet.

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Originally posted by F1098

Honda,
I hear the Dutchies call him Eric Lipgloss

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Originally posted by Latino

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work is still pretty good, construction (and PS obvioulsy) keep it going....who knows how long for with Gillard..
and yeah, rent is stupid...just designed/built my parents a new place and put a studio above their terrace garage, and its only like 50m² with no carspace and they already have it rented for $350 a week..

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Originally posted by kiefjones

Sorry it got busy and I had to count out.
So I have a shitty part time job I have to keep in the summer to guaranty ill get hours in the winter when my construction/landscaping business slows down. It's a cash job and most of the time its easy money. But today I must be crabby because everything is pissing me off. I work next to a nail salon and a tanning place. So there's always chicks parking parking all shitty and whatnot. Keep in mind we have fairly wide parking spaces. I serve and deliver food so I'm always in and out, and I usually just laugh about the poor parking skills of these female drivers. But I'm crabby today so when I was forced to park in avery tight spot next to an explorer clearly owned by a girl I decided to park so close she wouldn't be able to get in her car. Keep in mind I'm almost on the curb and she has plenty of room in her space(like 3 feet). So when she comes out from the nail place she sees she won't be able to enter her car without climbing through the passenger side. Perplexed she comes into my restaurant and demands I move my car. I tell her she has to wait until I'm ready to leave in about five minutes. She whines about having to be somewhere in "like" five minutes then storms out telling me to go fuck myself. I decide to watch her as she leaves. she reaches in her suv starts it and pulls out an industrial sized file she probably uses to file her shallacked nails to fine points for stabbing people and proceeds to gouge out a canyon deep deep scratch down the entire length of my car. Then quickly hops in and takes off. All the while I'm able to quickly snap a pic of her license plate. She pulls out and I hop in my car and follow her across the street to Walmart. I watch her park and walk in while I'm on the phone with the cops. When she comes out I'm waiting with a cop and she immediately begins crying, and calling her dad. He shows up and she is trying to deny it and her dad is buying it until I tell her I have witnesses and a pic. The cops tell her dad she is being charged and he agrees to pay for the damage if I don't press charges. The whole thing is that I could give zero Shits about the scratch because its my old beater I keep around solely for mpgs. Either way the scratch is so deep they would have to replace every panel on that side. Cha-ching$$$. So now that money plus some that I have saved will allow to put down half the money down on the bike I've been looking at since last summer. so the moral of this story is girls are shitty drivers and shouldn't be trusted. And above all else, don't fuck with me when I'm crabby...I will make you pay!

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Originally posted by Burn

i wasnt really complaining. It's just hard dodging all those husbands.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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Right

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

@ hydra - not weird enough. Not enough toilet paper references. :P

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Originally posted by Burn

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ehem, *hint hint
lol

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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Mine is actually a little scary :P

But he's cool

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Originally posted by scrog

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Although labor have fucked everything up even worse I don't think Abbott and his cronies would've/would made any inroads either, did you see that goose running out of parliament the other day

And there lies my problem with the rent, it's not only me on a bike ... I also needed somewhere to keep a truck, trailer and about 3 tonnes of gear. Ain't no way I'm passing 25% of my hard earned into someone elses bank account while they take there dog to the pet groomer and sip on a latte

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Originally posted by Latino

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im just glad costello is out....all we need is a govt run by abbot & costello

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Originally posted by Latino

but true, abbot would have made things any better, i doubt he will when he gets into parliament either, im pretty scared of the next govt, theyre all crooks on both sides.

theres a 4 beddy just down the road from me, about 650m² block on a corner with side access and across from a nature strip, so lots of room for parking shit if you want it, only about $550 a week!

and theres nothing wrong with Lattes...as long as its served in a proper glass

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Originally posted by scrog

Just noticed jenngirl23 is a mod now, this place is gonna get overrun by sexy little dykes one day

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Originally posted by scrog

Sounds almost feasible although it's still almost double what I'm paying here, maybe I could get some asian students to fill the other rooms

I've got a pretty good run ahead of me here now anyway, so happy days

Been getting served lattes all week by the retired lady who's house I'm extending. Problem is she doesn't rinse the glasses out properly so the first polite thankyou sips tasted like dish washing liquid, you could see all the colours of a rainbow in the froth

Just noticed jenngirl23 is a mod now, this place is gonna get overrun by sexy little dykes one day