Talk About Your Neighbors. Hot?? Assholes?? Meth Labs???

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

you know what annoys me about the neighbors to the right of my house

they have this smallass dog that they leave in the back yard during the day and it barks at EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

it wont shut up ever!!!


its like football size...and ive been tempted jk :P



but seriously... it barks if i car drives by, if i come out to the driveway to get into my car, if a squirrel runs by, if the wind blows, if the sky is blue

OH.. Man.. I friggin HATE people that have animals and don't take care of them. Pisses me off about as much as anything. I put a letter in one of my neighbors boxes one day because their dogs would charge us as we walked by. After the letter... it never happeded again!!!

This is true but its fucked up:

The summer before last i stayed in the basement at our other house, its kinda like a suburban picket fence deal, well anyways my bestfriend lives next door and we used to hang out all the time and it was pretty cool, but his little sister was obsessed with me(she was 14 or 15). Well i had thoes stupid basement windows that are like a foot high and 3 feet wide and they used to piss me off becuase the street light would keep me up and it had no window blind on it. Well anyway once i was be in the basement working out and i thought i saw someone watching me through the window so i ran outside and she was laying on our back lawn looking in the window, i tried to talk to her about how odd it was and she just laughed and shit, so i told my friend and he said i was insane and that his little sister wasn't like that, so eventually i nailed up a pillowcase so you couldn't see through the window. So one day i was comming out of the shower upstairs and my brother told me my friends little sister brought back a movie i loaned him, i thought nothing of it..so im downstairs changing and i seen a flash, and i look over and the pillowcase was down. So i threw some pants on and ran upstairs, and i seen her run into her house through their sliding glass door, so i ran over and banged on the glass..but her parents weren't home yet and my friend was at hockey practice...so she stood there in the sliding glass door window licking the side of her digital camera and making faces at me and shit. It was one of the most annoying summers of my entire life, now whenever i go over and my friend leaves the room she makes comments like "i sent that picture to playgirl, my bestfriend dumped her boyfriend for you, next year when im 16 im going to experience that in person, i sold that pic on ebay for 30$, wanna sign a copy...etc" I wasn't furious but i was extremely annoyed and it was the most memorable neighbor experience i've ever had i guess. The more i think about it the more annoyed i get just sitting here.

Ah, that's way longer then i thought it was...sorry.

While I was going to university; I rented a house that was with in walking distance of 4...yes 4 jails. At first I was kinda freaked out, then I thought, with all the cops in and around the area, even if someone did escape, the last place the criminal would go would be our house.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

This is true but its fucked up:

The summer before last i stayed in the basement at our other house, its kinda like a suburban picket fence deal, well anyways my bestfriend lives next door and we used to hang out all the time and it was pretty cool, but his little sister was obsessed with me(she was 14 or 15). Well i had thoes stupid basement windows that are like a foot high and 3 feet wide and they used to piss me off becuase the street light would keep me up and it had no window blind on it. Well anyway once i was be in the basement working out and i thought i saw someone watching me through the window so i ran outside and she was laying on our back lawn looking in the window, i tried to talk to her about how odd it was and she just laughed and shit, so i told my friend and he said i was insane and that his little sister wasn't like that, so eventually i nailed up a pillowcase so you couldn't see through the window. So one day i was comming out of the shower upstairs and my brother told me my friends little sister brought back a movie i loaned him, i thought nothing of it..so im downstairs changing and i seen a flash, and i look over and the pillowcase was down. So i threw some pants on and ran upstairs, and i seen her run into her house through their sliding glass door, so i ran over and banged on the glass..but her parents weren't home yet and my friend was at hockey practice...so she stood there in the sliding glass door window licking the side of her digital camera and making faces at me and shit. It was one of the most annoying summers of my entire life, now whenever i go over and my friend leaves the room she makes comments like "i sent that picture to playgirl, my bestfriend dumped her boyfriend for you, next year when im 16 im going to experience that in person, i sold that pic on ebay for 30$, wanna sign a copy...etc" I wasn't furious but i was extremely annoyed and it was the most memorable neighbor experience i've ever had i guess. The more i think about it the more annoyed i get just sitting here.

I saw a movie kinda like that called Crush. Sorry man, but she's gonna kill you eventually (probably anyone she thinks is your girlfriend,too).

@Jeff.. er I mean Honda... damn dude.. at least you've got the screem play written

I predick that in ten years, she will still have a crush on you, you'll run into her one day, she won't be half bad (plus you'll be ten years older and she'll still be young), you guys will get together and have hot monkey love and then that will be that

OR... he'll run into her someplace in about 10 years, she'll be totally hot, he'll ask her out, and she'll tell him to get lost: "don't you wish you had been nicer to me?" :-)

Yeah sorry about that, i just started writting it as i remembered it and blam..it was that long. I also thought crush was about chicks that surf? Oh and i called my friend a couple hours ago..shes 16 now..so im only a few years older then she is. And well the only other neighbor related story i have is the time the neighbors wife cut our hedge in half and we got all mad at them, it's far less interesting though. lol

My neighbours are mostly old people. I wish though for having a hot chick for a little hanky panky. Hehe, little neighbour plays.

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Originally posted by Ascaris

My neighbours are mostly old people. I wish though for having a hot chick for a little hanky panky. Hehe, little neighbour plays.

that only happens in the penthouse stories :P

Neighbors...lets see..Firts its my father, God..Angels are alright but... ok ok joking.
I live in apartment so i have alot of ppl around me.There is an old couple from Germany just on the top floor but i have to say that they are extremly kind ppl.Next to them there is a college girl.I dont think i can say alot about her, she just move in.At the top of the building at the 2 last floors ( yeah they live in both) there in a Greek couple that sometimes grind my gears realy bad.
Now just under my apartment lives a family with a hmm... 4-5 years old kid.Damn he screams like he is possessed or something...
Plus all exept the college girl have cars.. so its a quite a mess here.
Generaly there are 2 nice ppl , 1 cute babe ( she is cute indeed) ,3 Assholes & a possessed kid.