Talk About Your Neighbors. Hot?? Assholes?? Meth Labs???

I was just spamming about my neighbors and then got to thinking how they can affect your life. My most memorable neighbor event was a few years ago:

I was living with my girl friend in an apartment complex and was awakened at about 3 am to the sound of music (no..not the musical ). I looked out the window and these dudes that lived in the complex were SO into the song they were listening to, that when they ran inside to get something, they pulled the speakers out of the car, set them on the roof and turned it up full crank . It was just to funny.... I laughed all the way back to sleep.

So...who else has neighbor stories????

I had a neighbor that was so nosey and cared more about what i was doing than what was going on with herself.

She was an older woman with nothing better to do , i guess.

Well she kept bitching that my house needed painting (it did need a coat or two) so i started but i was obviously not a fast enough painter for her because she kept asking me if i was ever going to finish it. I got down to the last side of the house and she started her shit again.

Well lets just say it took me another 3 summers to finish that side just because she couldn't keep her mouth shut i figured i'd give her something to bitch about, not to mention the view of that side every time she went in or out of the house

my neighbors used to keep driving into our NEWLY paved driveway and do a 3 point turn just to leave tire marks on ours. we drove our car straight in and out into the garage. they turned our driveway into their rubbery canvas. .. fuckers

@Demon.. you are a nice guy !!! but pushed to far! it's like tail gaters... the closer they get the slower I go

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Originally posted by akdizzle

my neighbors used to keep driving into our NEWLY paved driveway and do a 3 point turn just to leave tire marks on ours. we drove our car straight in and out into the garage. they turned our driveway into their rubbery canvas. .. fuckers

OH.. man that REALLY sucks!!!! My new cute neighbor across the street is sooo welcome. I have a split "country" wood fence and the last three people that lived there were always backing into it and breaking it I just quit repairing it. The other day the open space park was replacing their fence with the exact style as mine and they gave me a post and rails. I fixed it.. it looks great and I know the new girl will be cool and not smack it

@Bonz Thats exactly it. My then wife thought i was nuts but like i told her.............. I didn't have to look at it

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

@Bonz Thats exactly it. My then wife thought i was nuts but like i told her.............. I didn't have to look at it

Sooo.... did you dump "then wife" for the other new cute neighbor???

no no no, this was long before i got divorced

the ones on the left of us...is an old lady doctor, with a daughter....not hot nor ugly, but nice people

the ones on the right, were gay...whom i hated....they thought they had to remind everyone about their gayness every fucking day..

the ones behind us, are young couples....and i have never spoken to them in the 3 and a half years ive lived here.

my neighors are all old, and theyre cunts!


we only have like 2 neighbors that touch our property that isnt inhabited by old assholes, and thats 2 hours in tha back touching our backyard


both neighbors to each side of us and the ones across the street are old and they are all fervent bible thumpers (no offence to any who are) and members of the home owners association... they dont appareciate that we have a lot of cars sometimes here and all sorts of shit


we have gotten letters from the home owners association about sooo0o0o much shit

we have received a letter about the following:

1. having too many cars parked at our house
2. cars parked in the grass
3. our grass being too long for their liking
4. having our trash out for the trash people the night before trash people come instead of at the asscrack of dawn
5. too much fucking coming and going at all hours of the night (WTF?!?!?! no one has loud cars or steros and we dont make noise outside, they just dont like the idea that cars are pulling in and out of our drive way at weird hours of the night)



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Originally posted by akdizzle

my neighbors used to keep driving into our NEWLY paved driveway and do a 3 point turn just to leave tire marks on ours. we drove our car straight in and out into the garage. they turned our driveway into their rubbery canvas. .. fuckers

id sit in their driveway and do a breaktorque for a good 30 seconds or so....what a bunch of assholes

I <3 neighbours lol.... yeah nah ive had some colourfil neighbours... i used to live in a huge house that was split into 3 different flats.... me and my friend were the lucky ones who lived in the middle, we didnt mind much because we were 20 years old and working full time.... anyway we had a huge lounge which we spent the majority of our time, the problem with that was the other two flats bedrooms were connected to our lounge. To the right of us were a young youple bout 17 and 19 i think, now these guys had domestics (fights) at least once a week, usually when their money ran out and they couldnt get any meth... now these guys would be yelling at each other at all hours, well the neighbour to the left thought that was us making all the noise, and began a somewhat war with us.. she began yelling and screaming at us at all hours of the day ( we worked shifts so we asleep during the day). she would yell and abuse us. and one day when we were at work, my girlfriend was there by herself and she said she went nuts and was screaming and banging on the walls like a mental patient. well we had the odd argument with her through the walls lol... but she never ever come up to us to talk things through, it was either letters or something... well we were cunts to the end we vaccumed at about midnight and played pool and was drunk all night in the lounge yelling and abusing each other.. it was a fun game ....come to think of it her cat always ended up in our lounge it was messed up... anyway my 21st would of been the last straw we were drunk and drinking for a solid 24 hours and one of my mates broke the fence outside, we repaired it. but that wasnt the point the mate who broke the fence was around and he knew all about our troubled neighbour, he was there at her first outburst... so he pissed on her door. he thought he was funny, but the next day when my flatmate came home from work the door was wet... it turned out she pissed on our door, that was the last straw and she kept bangin on our wall and yelling and cracking up music of the 60's just to piss us off, too bad for her she was banging our entrance hall where we never heard anything... i have to add she was one of the fattest ppl i have ever seen in real life... its fucked how a simple mis understanding turned into a all out war... we didnt really mind muc we were drunk 75 percent of the time and probably stoned for the rest of the time when we were home....
wooo hooo am i the new jeff???

Can't complain about my neighbors, most of them are good people. Unfortunately we got some new college freshmen moving onto the street and they are total idiots.

Outside of that there are two slightly older women (25-30) on the street I wouldn't mind boning. lol

On one side, I have an older couple, one is a retired oil man and his wife works in the school system...they had a kid I grew up with but he now lives in the downtown core, in school still I think.

On the other side, there are these new people...well, sort of new. They've been there 5 or 6 years I guess. They have 2 sons, one in university and one still in high school. They are both programmers, but I don't remember who they work for.

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Originally posted by Latino

the ones on the right, were gay...

Are they gone or are they straight now?


To the left, older couple. Real nice, real quiet.

Across the street left, really old couple, very quiet ,don't come out much.

Across the street, some divorced lady who now is in prison for check fraud, so the house is empty.

Across the street right, cool couple with a new baby. Don't know them that well yet.

To the right, a rental. Current tenants are a younger couple with a 5 year old girl. They seem ok but the husband is a jerk that doesn't seem to work and yells at the littlest thing. The little girl is sweet. The wife seems nice but since she's the one works don't see here much. But she is hot. Saw her one night thru their window. She was topless but her back was to the window. Nice back though.

Behind are house is just woods

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Originally posted by Dagnabbit

[reply=Latino]
the ones on the right, were gay...

Are they gone or are they straight now?
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theyre gone...and good fucking riddance to them
theyre clothes line would face the part of my yard where we had gatherings and shit..

theyd hang their fucking leather thongs and latex shit ALL THE TIME
screaming out.."WERE GAY SO THERE!!"

pissed me right the fuck off..

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Originally posted by Latino

[reply=Dagnabbit]
[reply=Latino]
the ones on the right, were gay...

Are they gone or are they straight now?
[/reply]



theyre gone...and good fucking riddance to them
theyre clothes line would face the part of my yard where we had gatherings and shit..

theyd hang their fucking leather thongs and latex shit ALL THE TIME
screaming out.."WERE GAY SO THERE!!"

pissed me right the fuck off..
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... that is a funny image.

Shrimp on the barbie and thongs on the line.
I'm a manly man but my neighbor has no spine.........

hmmmmm an aussie country song????




Today it snowed about 6 inches here. Pretty heavy, wet snow. We have an older neighbor that lives down the block that has a riding mower. He put on his little plow and cleared off the whole block. I know he had a blast.

Damn and all i have is a little ole 4x4 to plow snow with

and yes on topic i do have a couple of older neighbors that i take care of their snow, makes ya feel kinda good to help them out and to NOT send them a bill for it

you know what annoys me about the neighbors to the right of my house

they have this smallass dog that they leave in the back yard during the day and it barks at EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

it wont shut up ever!!!


its like football size...and ive been tempted jk :P



but seriously... it barks if i car drives by, if i come out to the driveway to get into my car, if a squirrel runs by, if the wind blows, if the sky is blue

yeah.... I love shoveling snow for the older neighbors. They love it too


Off topic... I need to get a 4 x 4. What do you have?

Ya i forgot about my other neighbor that has two dogs and they don't know what a leash is for. the other day i was walking around the house and about fell into a foot deep hole that one of their dogs had dug