swinger experiences

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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You might change your mind when you look down at the fat chick you're pumping eating a pound of cupcakes while one guy hung like a horse is nailing your wife in the snapper like you never could, another guy is in her ass hung like a donkey, and she's suckiing off a guy who's dick is so big his hips are in the other room.

*puts down the sandwhich she was eating*
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*laughing hard*

:: ponders going to swinger parties now ::

i used to swing, but my girlfriend didn't.

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Originally posted by Ed.

i used to swing, but my girlfriend didn't.

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Originally posted by SpazHairlip

You might change your mind when you look down at the fat chick you're pumping eating a pound of cupcakes while one guy hung like a horse is nailing your wife in the snapper like you never could, another guy is in her ass hung like a donkey, and she's suckiing off a guy who's dick is so big his hips are in the other room.

Are the cupcakes free or do have to pay for them?









OH, wait, you can't answer because your BANNED!

Did it once. My wife and I met a couple at a bar, went to their house, drank, smoked, and then the girls got the clothes off. It was weird, all the rules. Like the other guy couldn't do anything unless his wife said so, but I( lucky) could do anything. His wife and mine had sex, she blew me(with condom), got me off by hand, and for the other guy it was all the visual stuff. A good night, but the couple was not right(although she was cute).

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Originally posted by Dagnabbit

[reply=SpazHairlip]
You might change your mind when you look down at the fat chick you're pumping eating a pound of cupcakes while one guy hung like a horse is nailing your wife in the snapper like you never could, another guy is in her ass hung like a donkey, and she's suckiing off a guy who's dick is so big his hips are in the other room.

Are the cupcakes free or do have to pay for them?









OH, wait, you can't answer because your BANNED!
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Banned...really....HA!!

but anywho...back on the ranch

Been married for 14 years and it has been talked about. Not so much swinging as her being with another woman. I'd totally be into that, of course, but I could never see her with another man's penis inside her. I'm not insecure, I'm just grossed out by penises. I can barely stand to look at my own, come to think of it. I completely understand lesbianism.

I've never actually gone through with it. However, one time in '98, I had a girlfriend who invited me to one of the parties....but, my god, every woman there was old, horribly ugly, and just not atractive to me. But the men where getting very cozy with my girlfriend. Finally I just decided to leave, she followed me and we had sex in the park down the street from the party. It was cold as hell, but the sex was good.

well atleast you guys were close enough that if 1 felt uncomfortable that the other would understand and leave

Anybody else have any swinger experience or advice?

me and wifey go to the bliss club parties down here in Florida and they're tons of fun. They're all female events though, the only guys allowed in have to escorted by a female and you get kicked out quick if you make any of the girls feel uncomfortable. We only go there and pick up a girl for a threesome every now and then, we've actually had a foursome because there were 2 girls at one of the parties who were together and they both came back to the hotel with us. This isn't somethin we do constantly though, the parties are held twice a month...once in Orlando and once in Miami, the Miami ones are the best but Orlando is still fun. We don't hook up with people everytime, maybe just once or twice a year but we try and go to the parties a lot. They're fun, they're all themed and all the girls dress half naked to fit whatever the theme is and just grind on each other all night. They're awesome parties, best parties I've ever been to by far, mostly cause it's 75% girls and they're all there for sexual reasons.

I almost forgot one of the best parts. You have to be a registered member of the club and send in pics of yourself and get approved. SO basically everyone at the party is hot cause they're selective and non attractive people don't get approved. It's fuckin incredible. No oldies either.

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Originally posted by Seryano

The guy that doesn't want another man's dick inside his wife is insecure in his ability to satisfy his wife. He is afraid that she will like the new dick more than his and he will lose her.

And with his prevailing attitude he probably has good reason to be insecure and his marriage probably won't last anyway.

A guy's dick is not what keeps a woman around. She looks for a true expression of love and the freedom to find it. A man's generosity in giving his wife what she wants, even sexually, is what keeps them together. That's why swingers have such a low divorce rate.

The insecure guy could help his marriage by being more generous to his wife and taking her to a swing club and letting her have some fun.

The first time my wife and I went to a swing club, i got her almost drunk and then took her to the Jacuzzi room. Everybody was naked. She could see guys and girls groping each other under the surface. There was so much chlorine in the water it would have melted a swim suit. Soon some girl grabbed my dick, and some guy started feeling my wife's tits. She thought, if it was good enough for me, it was good enough for her and she let him have a good feel. The next thing I know they're kissing and he gets up on the edge of the jacuzzi and she starts sucking him. I was watching her and smiling at her. She reached over for me, and I sat along side him and she took turns sucking and stroking each of us and she loved it. First time she had ever had two cocks at the same time. Pretty soon I was behind her and she sucked him off and I came.

We really cemented our love and washed all jelousy away in that jacuzzi.

As for my earlier post: I meant to write "pool" not poop. An excellent typist I am not.

and then....

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Originally posted by Seryano

I have never been so mellow and it lasted for two days. It was one of the best nights in my life. My girl and I stayed together for four years and went to parties all over the state.

I really hope my house isn't build with that cement.....

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Nah, Serano I don't buy that "one size fits all kind of thinking. Swinging may fit some people, but I don't think it is wise to try to sell the idea that everyone should be into it, and if you are not then there is something wrong with you...

I believe (and .. yes, this may not be true for everybody, but at least for me it is) that a part of what makes sex great is the fact that it is not in our heads the whole day.. it is something we are discovering. As long as a couple can discover new things (or rediscover..) the sex will be great. So if you go to out into the fast lane... then I am far from surprised that it burns out after 4 years. When the sex has to be more and more extreme to be interesting then that is a unhealthy development.

Also, I am pretty sure that the "low divorce rate" one or two in this tread had refered to for aswingers, is only backed by a few personal experiences or anexdotes and not by any real fact. If, however, there is real fact to back it up I will be interested in getting a link to such statistics. I am pretty sure the divorce rate is higher than for non-swingers, but I have never seen any studies on this - so I will not claim it as fact.

I just entered, scrolled, scrolled, but no, no ... Who's winning??? This thread is beginning to look like a political arena. Better call Bono now - he'd like this shit...

My wife an I just got back from a trip with our friends to South FLA. We have known Jim and Susan for years, even taken trips with them before. We both left the kids at home and rented a large suite on Miami Beach.

Jim and I went on a fishing trip and came back to find both our our wives sunbathing nude on the somewhat private balcony. We thought that we had surprised them. No they were waiting for us! Wine was already poured!

I am 6'2", my wife is 5'3" we often take a kidding over the height difference. My friend Jim is almost 6' and his wife is close to 5'5". I have often seen her in a bikini but this was the first time in the nude. I could not take my eyes off of her. I caught myself and looked at Jim and noticed he was eye-balling my wife and her tight little nicely trimmed package!

Both of our wives came over and kissed us on the mouth and began undressing us telling they had a little fun planned for us before dinner that night. Once fully nude, we were taken inside to the large shower where the four of us climbed in and we were treated to a cleaning like we have never been through.

At this point we both kept our hands to our selves and let our wives do the work, we were certianly looking and touching, it was hard not to in the shower. The shower has two seats and we were pushed down on to them. At that point Susan, came over to me and my wife went to Jim and we began to get our chests, arms and hands slowly washed. The girls than smiled at each other and got on their knees. Susan began to lather my cock and balls while I watched my wife do the same to Jim. Very hot!

I want to save you the details on the rest for another day. It was great to share a first time swing experience with them. My wife and I have particpated as I have told you, but it was their first time. Somewhere during the course of the week, my wife shared this with Susan and found out that they have both thought about it but had never acted. They did find out that we had been partying by some information my wife had left on her dresser when they were taking care of our pets. I am glad that they were a little "nosey" because through this experience we found out we were their "firsts" since they were married 16 years ago.

I can tell you that Susan left fingernail marks all over my back and ass to prove it!

depravity

This is all depravity to some extent, that's what makes it fun!

Lighten up!

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Originally posted by Vagrant

depravity

Yeah, Ain't it cool?

u swingers r sick puppies man sick i say

never been to a swing club or a swinger party, never had a full on "swinger" experience of swapping partners, but have had the pleasure of a few threesomes. The first was my wife and I and a female friend of ours. Gotta love the mff! The most recent was a my wife and I and a male firend of ours. And to see the look of contentment on my wife's face after having 2 cocks at the same time was enough for me to want to do it all over again. You've got to be able to throw jealousy out the window or there will be feelings of resentment that could ruin a relationship.

absolute hedonism