Sugarpie (and later Bangles...way to come in 2nd) Live Blogs The 2012 London Olympic Games Opening Ceremonies

FIREWORKS!

Sir Paul McCartney singing Hey Jude.

80 thousand people singing 'Na na na nana na na hey Jude' is pretty cool.

And thats it.

Thanks to the 5 of you who read this.

It is just now starting for the real world.

Cha-chow!

Boo Bob Costas...

How old is that whoseits?
She's hot. If, you know, she's over 18.

Otherwise, she is anathema to all that is attractive.

Also, so are the other whatnots.

Oh. Justin Beiber fan.
Pfft...

Eh. Still acceptable.

Silly raccoon, you can't play the lotto.

SHIT SON! SOMEONE SAVE THOSE KIDS! THOSE BALLOONS ARE DEFECTIVE!

Really? Way to fuck over the rest of the Isles.
Give the England kids uniforms and let the rest of them walk around the countryside in t-shirts.

Wonder if they're going to use those fences for the hurdles.
That'd be a pretty solid spoSTARS EARN STRIPES LOOKS AMAZING!

I wanna see Dean Cain Superman the shit out of a M2 or Mk19.

Industrial Revolution.

Fuck grass.

Red Poppies.

"In Flanders Fields"

Good poem.

Forging of a ring?
One ring?

...to rule them all?

Hmm...

You'd think these people would be more professional.

They're all doing the biggest thing they'll do in their lives, maybe. Prolly, they're prolly not important people. And they can't bring themselves to not listen to their iPods and shit.

Tisk tisk tisk, London.

That's one fat ass dog.

Danny McBride is better.

If he did it, these ceremonies would be lousy with cooze and booze.

"Wicked sense of humour"

Yeah. The Queen is a real card.

Why no Monty Python at the ceremonies. The best thing to come out of England since the Magna Carta doesn't get any love? Bullpoop.