Hello, friends.
I've come to talk to you about a pretty serious issue. My friend has asked me to come with him to a fine, upstanding titty bar establishment, featuring breasts.
I was like "nah"...then I figured meh, what the fuck...I'm sure it'll be sleazy and gross, but maybe someone will beat the shit out of me, and that would be a funny story.
So, the problem I'm having is one, I hate asking people anything IRL...which is why I'm here, and two, in Canada our lowest currency bill is a $5. Now, I would love to put poor young girls through medical/law/clown school, one dollar at a time, but motha fucka....I'm not making it rain with five dollar bills.
Like, five dollar bills?..Here are my questions for those of you who want to use "common sense" and those of you who frequent breasty lounges.
If I hit up a change machine, can I throw quarters at a stripper?
If I can't throw quarters..can I throw one dollar coins?
Can I cut a five dollar bill into five individual pieces, or pull a "pokemon"..gotta collect em all atmosphere?
Okay, so..I've always been of the opinion that if I'm going to pay chicks to get naked, I might as well get some hookers.
So, any tips or tricks for strip clubs? Anything I should know? Should I try cocaine for the first time...because that sounds like a terrible idea?
Hit me with your tales of interest, bros. (and possibly SP)
I've come to talk to you about a pretty serious issue. My friend has asked me to come with him to a fine, upstanding titty bar establishment, featuring breasts.
I was like "nah"...then I figured meh, what the fuck...I'm sure it'll be sleazy and gross, but maybe someone will beat the shit out of me, and that would be a funny story.
So, the problem I'm having is one, I hate asking people anything IRL...which is why I'm here, and two, in Canada our lowest currency bill is a $5. Now, I would love to put poor young girls through medical/law/clown school, one dollar at a time, but motha fucka....I'm not making it rain with five dollar bills.
Like, five dollar bills?..Here are my questions for those of you who want to use "common sense" and those of you who frequent breasty lounges.
If I hit up a change machine, can I throw quarters at a stripper?
If I can't throw quarters..can I throw one dollar coins?
Can I cut a five dollar bill into five individual pieces, or pull a "pokemon"..gotta collect em all atmosphere?
Okay, so..I've always been of the opinion that if I'm going to pay chicks to get naked, I might as well get some hookers.
So, any tips or tricks for strip clubs? Anything I should know? Should I try cocaine for the first time...because that sounds like a terrible idea?
Hit me with your tales of interest, bros. (and possibly SP)