Stone-Cold's Lounge and Bar....

pretty slow tonight in the bar, nobody here cept me and the drunk in the corner.....

*sits up and spills salt and pepper everywhere*
ohhhh man

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Originally posted by Jujubeez

*brings out platter for the boss*

Here ya go boss, how bout a juicy juju burger, hot off the grill my friend

now my friend that looks like a Tasty Burger....

orders a beer... hows it goin guys...

yeah make it a shot of something it has to be quick.
i gotta gap it to uni and need something to help me "study"


****edit aye im going mental must already be drunk.....

******edit.*****edit. Not bad SC yourself?

*Runs in bar with two beer cans in each hand and clashes them together screaming*

Let's Party Boys!!>>>the BAR IS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*Metallica plays in background*

*leaves keys to Corvette outside with friends to have it washed*

Hey all customers tonight, post your car, and the girls will wash it for ya,,,On the house!!

*pours Southern Cowboy a cold brew*

*rings up on register*


Ka Ching

Sends regular customer Souther Cowboys the biggest Bud draft we got*..Enjoy bro, on the house!!!

Sorry Juju, I guess you already got him covered, Well the beer is still on the house!

*tells stone cold about the problems earlier in the bar, and talks about new salary*

*wipes down bar and collects empty glasses to wash*

*Tells Juju he ias now a MANAGER VIP, and tosses him the keys to the bar that "Mystique" used to have before the sex scandal*

*Writes Juju a bonues check for $1000 for coming back, and makes him the 2nd higest paid employee..(Behind Latino)

*tells Juju to stop washing dishes, and to search for a noob in the bar that want to work filling the nuts trays, empty the garbage, wash the dishes etc*

You are a manager now bro, find a relieable person to take over your old job, and go put a nice manager suit on!! *(Reminds Juju the new employee has to be as reliable as he was)*

*comes out of the kitchen with juju burgers for the boss, southern cowboy & Kayno*, this ones on the house, trying out a new special at the bar.


hope you like




*puts some quarters in the jukkebox, playes some southern rock*

*Slams another beer in dramatic fashion* (Really)

*Eats Juju burger with patrons* GREAT Burger JUJU!!

*interviews this nerd to do cleanup work....hired on the spot, $5.00 an hour*


tells ernie to start washing dishes, mopping the floor, and cleaning the ashtrays....







*introduces him to the boss, Stone Cold gives him words of wisdom*

*eats burger... damn that was good.. drops a 50 on the table... another beer and keep the change...

*Meets "Ernie"*...Juju are you vouching for this guy, I don't know "Ernie" on WBW, whats his avatar, is he dedicated, remember you get wahat WE pay for!

*tell Ernie not to fuck off on the job, or he gets the ax.....*



*pours another cold beer for Cowboy



*rings register*

Ka Ching